Someone`s brakes are going to fail going down the mountain.

[democrank]

If this rash of bad news keeps up for the Bush cabal, we`ll probably see a series of unexplained plane crashes or brake failures. Nobody confronts George Bush and gets away with it. Nobody.

You could be Vietnam Vet Max Cleland and they`ll explain away your wheelchair by saying you got drunk and played with a hand grenade. You could be a grieving mother standing in a ditch in Crawford and they`d just say your anti-war speeches do nothing but aid the enemy. These aren`t just a nasty bunch of malleable Swiftboater-types, they`re dangerous fascists willing to tell young soldiers fresh out of boot camp they have to go to Iraq to stop America from becoming a mushroom cloud. Kill anything that moves and don`t forget to protect the Oil Ministry.

There are no laws, no rights, no principles this administration won`t violate. They`ll look you straight in the eyes and lie through their teeth, all with eight flags at their backs and a professional sign half the size of Rhode Island. KEEPING YOU SAFE, PROTECTING OUR ENVIRONMENT. Just wire up some focus group to an emote-o-meter and presto! Instant talking point.

I`d rather dive into a tank of barracudas than spend five minutes with anyone in the Bush administration. It`s safer.