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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:24 PM
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If Bill Clinton had not invented Oral Sex
there would be no prostitution scandal. He obviously set the tone for the current bunch of "christian" republicans to fall into the evil clutches of sin. Its all Clinton's fault, all the time. The gop and bush reduced to punch lines.

And who is that rep from Rhode Island?
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:26 PM
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1. The Almighty Clenis
ABC = Always Blame the Clenis
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:26 PM
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2. Well, of course Bill Clinton is responsible for this mess the Repugs
are in now. They never even thought of sex and politics until Bill and Monica came along.

Why does Bill Clinton hate America?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:27 PM
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3. Are you kidding?
Clinton was in the back, pushing on the hooker's buttocks to make him go deeper
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FuzzyDicePHL Donating Member (698 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:33 PM
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4. How vivid!
::hwarf::
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GymGeekAus Donating Member (285 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 04:28 PM
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9. "pushing on the hooker's buttocks to make him go deeper."
Are you saying the hooker was a man?

I have seen no media coverage either way. At this point, I'm assuming the hooker was a eunuch.
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BR_Parkway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:35 PM
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5. Dems get it for free - Repugs either pay for it or molest children
We at least now have a nice little answer for all those "Clinton did...."

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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:38 PM
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6. Before too much longer we should have
a shitload of answers to all their Clinton nonsense.
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 03:23 PM
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7. The Clenis told Eve to eat the forbidden fruit
After all, she was tempted by a "snake"
:evilgrin:
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Vidar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 04:25 PM
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8. Wonder if I can sue Bill for patent infringement? Oops forgot to patent.
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