"Karl, my polls are down....what should I do?"

[kentuck]

"Well, Dubya, it always help to travel overseas when your polls are sinking.."

"But, I am overseas, dumbass! Didn't you read those polls this morning?"

"Don't worry about it Dubya....we'll think of something..."

"Maybe I can start another war or something... Maybe I could invade Canada or Mexico?"

"No, Dubya, you've already played that card.."

"This damn press is starting to piss me off...I thought they were paid off...What's with this shit that they think they have to tell the people the truth...?"

[opihimoimoi]

1. Ya just gatta wonder.....the way this is being played out..ya gatta wonder

[CrazyOrangeCat]

2. Yes, the conversations must be pretty terse by now. n/t

[yellowdogmi]

3. Hmmmm, maybe we can have Uncle Dick shoot

another lawyer.. Heheh.

[CoffeeCat]

4. I can't wait until he goes overseas!

Junior is always such a comedian when he's unleashed on the world!

I hope he tries to open a gargantuan set of doors with big, ornate knockers on them--again!

That was fun!

[Lautremont]

5. "Karl, my pants are down. What should I do?"

"Well, George, you could try bending way over and puckering up."

[Burried News]

6. Pull Dick and getting a new Vice President might not be a bad idea either,

[neuvocat]

7. You can only play the war card once. Just once.

He already played his with 911 before he went into Iraq.

[WatchWhatISay]

8. I think that is just what they expected.

Bush doesn't need high poll numbers - he's not running for anything.

I think they are doing the port thing on purpose. To try to give Republicans in tight races a chance to not walk in lockstep with Bush for once. Stand up for our security even if it means going against Bush - what heros!

I'd be curious to see if the divide breaks down along these lines among Republicans or not.

[sam sarrha]

9. if w really wanted to invade a a despot government and create a democracy

he should have invaded MEXICO..

a few years ago the UN declared Mexico ..morally bankrupt and democratically irretrievable

[TheBaldyMan]

10. Release those old photos of you wrestling naked with Jeff Gannon

might boost your votes in the Gay community

[radfringe]

11. same thing they always do