"George Bush is a Saint!"

[Tesha]

President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Methodist Church
outside Washington. Karl Rove made a visit to the Bishop and said to
him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists
because of Bush's position on stem cell research, the War, and such.
I'll gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during
your sermon, you'd say the President is a saint."

The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and says, "The Church is
in desperate need of funds. I will do it."

Bush pompously shows up that following Sunday, looking especially
smug, smirking for his photo ops, while strutting his way,
cowboy-style, into the church.

As the sermon starts, the Bishop begins his homily:

"George Bush is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite as well as a nitwit.
He is a liar, a cheat, probably still a drunk, and a low-intelligence
sneaky weasel. He has lied about his military record, and then had
the gall to put himself in uniform on a military jet, landing on a
carrier, and then posing before a banner stating 'Mission
Accomplished'.

"He invaded a country for oil and money, all the while lying to the
American people about the war, with nary a care for the thousands of
lives it has taken and continues to take. He is the worst example of
a Methodist I've ever personally known or known of.

But compared to Dick Cheney, George Bush is a saint."

[mark11727]

1. Can I get an "AMEN"...?

:rofl:

[Tesha]

10. Amen! (NT)

[Richardo]

2. HA!

:rofl:

[AndyTiedye]

3. AMEN!

:rofl:

[politicaholic]

4. That's Hilarious!!!

:applause:

[jojo54]

5. Pretty darn good one Tesha!

:rofl:

[0007]

6. Very good - Thanks for the laugh.

[Beaverhausen]

7. LOL!

:hi:

[11 Bravo]

8. Beautiful!

:toast:

[Dawgs]

9. Okay, this needs to be sent to every DU relative that supports Bush.

They would get all excited and giddy when they read the subject "George Bush is a saint", then they would open the email and read it with a big smile. Now, just imagine how their faces would change when they get to the middle of the joke. It would be priceless to see.

[catmandu57]

11. Praise Father,Son, and Holy Ghost

I think I'll go sing the doxology on this one, as a lapsed methodist that felt good.

[Initech]

12. Hilarious!

:rofl:

[GreenPartyVoter]

13. Oh, I LOVE it! Thanks! *hugs*

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How about some freakin’ election reform already?!

[Lisa]

14. Amen! I love it -- forwarding to all the progressive clergy I know!

"compared to Dick Cheney, George Bush is a saint" -- heh!