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Caoimhe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 02:39 PM
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Kitschy School Prayer email I received, and my response
Here's the email:

This one is done different from any of the other I have seen. It is neat

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

*insert studio shot of smiling toddler here

If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

*insert studio shot of smiling toddler here

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.

*insert studio shot of smiling toddler here

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

*insert studio shot of smiling toddler here

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

*insert studio shot of smiling toddler here


It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen

*insert studio shot of smiling toddler here

If you aren't ashamed to do this, please pass this on.
Jesus said, " If you are ashamed of me," I will be ashamed
of you before my Father."

Not ashamed. Passing this on



After gagging for three minutes I decided to reply with my own *spam*. Keep in mind this is a coworker who sent this to me.

(coworker name), please don't be offended but I feel the need to respond to your chain letter.
I absolutely don't believe in public prayer in school, unless you mean the kind muttered before a test. Some things you might find interesting:


What the Christian Scriptures say about public prayer:
The author of the Gospel of Matthew contrasted public and private prayer. He recorded Jesus as saying:

Matthew 6:5-6: "And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men....when thou prayest, enter into thy closet and when thou has shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret...."

The reference to go into thy closet has been translated in other versions of the Bible as "go into your inner room." "go away by yourself," "all alone," "your private room," "enter into thy chamber," and "go into your room."

Two of the largest Jewish religious movements in 1st century Palestine were the Pharisees and Sadducees. Jesus is recorded as having repeatedly criticized both - often with rather hateful and vicious language. Much of Jesus' anger may have been motivated their prayer methods which were very public.

Many liberal Christians interpret Matthew 6:6 literally. Jesus believed that prayers are to be an intensely personal event between a person and God; no one else should be present. Prayer to him was a private matter. Jesus condemns prayers in situations where other people are present. For example: In religious settings like churches or synagogues,
In a private or public school,
In a legislature or municipal government meeting, or
In the street or other public place.

Most conservative Christians tend to downplay Jesus' instruction about the importance of going off by oneself and pray alone and in secret. After all, if public prayer is not permitted, then just about every Christian service is seriously in error, with the possible exception of some by the Society of Friends (Quakers). Conservatives interpret Matthew 6:5 as not condemning public prayer. Rather, it criticizes only that prayer in public that is motivated by a desire to show off. Prayer "may be offered in any circumstances, however open, if not promoted by the spirit of ostentation..." 1

Some commentaries on these passages are:

The Interpreter's One Volume Commentary on the Bible 2 states, with reference to Matt. 6:6 that: "...prayer and fasting are to be purely private acts involving only God and the penitent one."
Matthew Henry's Commentary 3 states: "Instead of praying in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, enter into thy closet, into some place of privacy and retirement. Isaac went into the field..., Christ to a mountain, Peter to a housetop."
Asimov's Guide to the Bible 4 states: "Jesus....decries giving alms openly, praying in public...Jesus points out that if it is human acclaim that is wanted, then...that is all the reward that is likely to come."



What Jesus did in public instead of praying:
The feeding of 5,000 men, their wives and children by Jesus is reported in all four gospels: Matthew 14:13-23, Mark 6:32-46, Luke 9:10-18, and John 6:1-15. Jesus is recorded as performing a miracle, by feeding a crowd which probably totaled 15,000 adults and children with only 5 loaves and two fish. The practice of a communal meal was one of the features of his ministry and of the early Christian church. During and following this miracle, Jesus appears to have been moved to thank God for the food and later to pray to God.

It is notable that he blessed the food in public. All four of the canonic Gospels describe this event. In chronological order:

Mark 6:41: "And when he had taken the five loaves and the two fishes, he looked up to heaven, and blessed, and brake the loaves, and gave them to his disciples to set before them; and the two fishes divided he among them all."
Matthew 14:19: "...took the five loaves, and the two fishes, and looking up to heaven, he blessed, and brake, and gave the loaves to his disciples, and the disciples to the multitude." (KJV)
Luke 9:16: "Then he took the five loaves and the two fishes, and looking up to heaven, he blessed them, and brake, and gave to the disciples to set before the multitude."
John 6:11: "And Jesus took the loaves; and when he had given thanks, he distributed to the disciples, and the disciples to them that were set down; and likewise of the fishes as much as they would."

But then he apparently wanted to pray. So, he went off by himself to pray in private. All four gospel writers emphasize that he prayed alone:

Mark 6:46: "And when he had sent them away, he departed into a mountain to pray."
Matthew 14:23: "And when he had sent the multitudes away, he went up into a mountain apart to pray: and when the evening was come, he was there alone." (KJV)
Luke 9:18: "And it came to pass, as he was alone praying, his disciples were with him..."
John 6:15: "...he departed again into a mountain himself alone."

Jesus' message, displayed by his actions, appears to be that it is acceptable, perhaps even desirable to give thanks to God before a communal meal. But prayer is to be performed in complete isolation from other persons.



How did Jesus Pray:
The Gospels contain many references to Jesus praying, including:

Matthew 14:23: Jesus went up on the mountain by himself to pray.
Matthew 26:36-44: Jesus went with three disciples, left them behind and went further to pray alone. This is the well known passage in which his disciples fell asleep at Gethsemane, just before Jesus' arrest and execution.
Mark 1:35: Jesus is went to a solitary place to pray.
Luke 3:21: This passage describes how Jesus was baptized and was in prayer when the Holy Ghost descended. Unfortunately, this passage does not describe how and where Jesus was praying.
Luke 5:16: Jesus is described as often going to lonely places to pray by himself
Luke 6:12: Jesus withdrew to a mountainside to pray. Verse 13 implies that he was alone at the time.
Luke 9:19: Jesus was praying alone, with his disciples in the vicinity.
Luke 22:41-43: Jesus withdrew from his disciples "about a stone's throw" to pray by himself.
John 16, 17: These chapters are ambiguous about the circumstances of Jesus' prayer just before his arrest. He first talked to his disciples; then he prayed, then he went with his disciples across the Kidron valley. It is not clear where the disciples were situated when Jesus prayed. But if he was consistent with the pattern described in other passages, he would have left the disciples behind, and prayed in private.

It would appear that Jesus engaged in private prayer, away from other people. His actions might be interpreted as showing his disapproval of public prayer.


What do you guys think? Do you think she'll get the hint?

PS I lifted all of the above from religioustolerance.org
I am not religious in any way, but I hate having religion shoved down my throat, or into my email inbox. And most of all I hate HYPOCRITES.









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MsAnthropy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 02:41 PM
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1. Bravo
:applause: :woohoo: :bounce:
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 02:43 PM
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2. Great stuff!
:toast:
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 02:47 PM
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3. Very, VERY good.
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 02:48 PM
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4. You hate hypocrits? That's cool. So did Jesus...
In fact, if there are two things Jesus rails against more than any other in the Bible, they'd have to be hypocrisy and greed. Funny he doesn't mention gays or welfare moms.
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 03:00 PM
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6. Amen to that
Who would Jesus hate?

(OT re: your avatar- how Hunter is missed in times like this....)
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 03:15 PM
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8. Eh, he died the way he lived...
Edited on Tue Jan-24-06 03:18 PM by SteppingRazor
on his own terms. He had settled and grown old, and as he wrote in his own article early in his career about Hemmingway's suicide -- "Contentment was not enough."

One of my writerly idols, though, along with Bukowski, Burroughs, Kerouac and Wolfe. Shit, he was the last of them. After all, it goes without saying that Tom Wolfe's soul died a long time ago.

But we are missing a voice in the wilderness, I suppose. The good doctor wrote one of the most scathingly nasty portraits of the average freeper:

"We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world -- a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just Whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts. We are human scum, and that is how history will judge us ... No redeeming social value. Just whores. Get out of our way, or we'll kill you.
 
Well, shit on that dumbness. George W. Bush does not speak for me or my son or my mother or my friends or the people I respect in this world. We didn't vote for these cheap, greedy little killers who speak for America today -- and we will not vote for them again in 2002. Or 2004. Or ever.
 
Who does vote for these dishonest shitheads? Who among us can be happy and proud of having all this innocent blood on our hands? Who are these swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush?
 
They are the same ones who wanted to have Muhammad Ali locked up for refusing to kill "gooks". They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious in the American character. They are racists and hate mongers among us -- they are the Ku Klux Klan. I piss down the throats of these Nazis. And I am too old to worry about whether they like it or not. Fuck them."
-- From 2003's Kingdom of Fear


Say what you want about today's climate in the media, whether it's too sensationalistic, too conservative, or whatever else. Almost every one in my honorable profession is lacking one major quality that the Doc had, and that a lot of the other Old Guard did too: Hunter Thompson had fucking balls. And the hot shot J-School grads that crowd the profession today -- myself among them -- are mostly lacking in that quality. No one rocks the boat. I'm reminded of another of the greatest journalistic voices of the previous generation, Jimmy Breslin, who wrote in his final column:

"Today's reporters are the best educated there ever was, and they go home at night and they go to the health club and have a glass of wine at home, with their wives and families. Which is the worst thing they could do. And as a result they're going to live long, and they're the most boring goddamn people who've ever worked in the news business."

Hells yes, Jimmy. We 20-somethings feel we have too much to lose to rock the goddamn boat. Hell, I write balls out, but I'm a rock journalist. Lord knows what fear might overcome me if I tried to write straight news. I'd probably put on a tie, talk about ledes and nut graphs, and join the rest of the fuckwits in the New Dumb of Modern Journalism.


WHEW! Pardon the rant. Bringing up the Doctor tends to do something queer to my soul.

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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 02:51 PM
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5. Well done!
Not only did you give her a dose of truth, but you buried her under it. One of my pet peeves about these ridiculous fowards is that they're so ponderous. If you answer one or two of their stupid points, it looks as if you're agreeing with the others or have no answer to them.
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 03:14 PM
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7. Excellent.
You might also point out that prayer in schools is NOT illegal. It's just organized or teacher led prayer that is.
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 03:15 PM
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9. Excellent reply!!!
Of course, these days, Fundie 'Christians' don't know who Jesus is, so you really have to spell it out for them ...
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Jo March Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 03:16 PM
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10. This is wonderful
Your list is absolutely correct and appropriate. This is the best way to fight these types of emails. Jesus would not be happy if he was here and had to witness children being forced to pray (which would happen if we allowed state-sanctioned prayer).

Prayers with nothing behind it - no feeling, no belief - are just useless words. Why supposed people of faith would want to force someone to pray is beyond me. Yet that's what they want to do - force everyone to pray.

Good job.


:thumbsup:
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benddem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 03:24 PM
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11. great stuff
lots of research. I haven't gotten one of those in a long while. Thanks for the website.
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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 04:36 PM
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12. That reply is awesome.
Could I use some of it to reply to the daily emails I get on this subject?
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Caoimhe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 06:53 PM
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13. absolutely you can use it, since I "borrowed" it too!
BTW I came back from lunch and was suddenly cornered by this coworker, apologizing all over herself about offending me. I said "no I took no offense, I just felt like responding". She kept saying "well I didn't mean to upset you". I said "You didn't upset me, I just felt like responding. I get these chain emails all the time and since I took the time to read it, I didn't think you'd mind a response"

I think these emails will stop.. at least from her. My only worry is she has more seniority than me and the boss is a fundy just like her. Oh well.. I just had to finally stand up to it. If it stops the crap from clogging my inbox, then it was worth it.

Thanks for all your support. I love www.religioustolerance.org and have used portions of it as rebuttals to rightwingnuts many, many times.
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Lydia Leftcoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 08:13 PM
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14. And don't forget...
Edited on Tue Jan-24-06 08:14 PM by Lydia Leftcoast
at the time of the 1963 Supreme Court decision, most of the nation HAD NEVER HAD school prayer.

Furthermore, the ruling forbade ONLY prayers led by teachers or school officials, NOT private prayers by students.
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hatrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 10:11 PM
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15. Or feel free to use this if your coworkers doesn't get the hint
Now I lay me down to snitch
I'll tell the preacher Mom's a witch
When Rev. Mather hears my story
He'll call up lies both old and hoary

Now the crowd stands at the gallows,
Young and old and wise and callow
Execution sure is hectic -
Shame that Mom was epileptic!

Feeling threatened, feeling worried?
Take your time and please don't hurry!
Vengeful feelings got you yearning?
Grab a witch and let's get burning!

Galileo in the courtroom
Without sulfur, robes or whiskbroom
Facing down the Inquisition
Speaking of the Earth's position

Or there's Giordano Bruno
(Someone else I'm sure you don't know)
Burned alive by Papal orders
Just for changing our world's borders

Christian knights, those brave Crusaders,
Valiant Holy Land invaders;
Every parent, son and daughter
Jerusalem they put to slaughter

Dungeons, torches, rack, strappado;
Iron maiden, bastinado
Little tools for little men
Who used them once - and now again?







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Beth in VT Donating Member (224 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 10:14 PM
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16. he also didn't force his message on people who
didn't want to hear it, but that's a topic for another email ...
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LearnedHand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-25-06 12:45 AM
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17. The ONLY required response?
PRAYER in school is NOT ILLEGAL. School-led prayer is illegal. Period. End of story. Students -- and faculty and staff -- are free to pray whenever they wish, providing the prayer isn't forced upon others and isn't conducted in a disruptive manner.

We've GOT to stop letting the religious bigots frame the terms of the debate. PRIVATE, VOLUNTARY prayer has NEVER been outlawed in schools.
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