"My Pet Goat" reviews at Amazon

[Kiteflyer]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0026863553/qid=1135452..

[MADem]

1. A hoot--read it before they take it down! n/t

[BlueEyedSon]

5. It's been there since June, I guess they like it!

[spindrifter]

2. If you can, post your own...

and take another look at the Libby and L. Cheney reviews, while you're over there!

[arikara]

3. Too funny!

If it's story about "The Pet Goat" was intriguing enough to hold the 43rd President of the United States spellbound for five whole minutes as our nation's crown jewel, New York City, as well as important governmental operations facilities like the Pentagon were being bombed and targeted by some Middle Eastern psychopath (who's *STILL* running free & whose name was *NOT* Saddam Hussein), then this book should be finding itself being snatched up at a rapid pace as an important piece of history, if nothing else! So why hasn't everyone bought their own personal copy yet?

[tinfoilinfor2005]

4. A Stunnerer.

:rofl:

[Hippo_Tron]

6. I love this one

"Country was being attacked, and I still couldn't get enough of My Pet Goat. It was amazing!"

[Contrary1]

7. Bwahahhahahaa!!111!!!1!

"Reviewer: Shrubby McBrain "Huh" (1600 Pinsilvaneea Ave)

I dont no about you but i get really tired of hearing Karl talk about the little democratic girl in grade skool that whooped his ass, making him want to be an upstanding vindictive republican that he is. So when Karl starts on that storee again, or Dick's wife goes on about her lesbian novel, or my good pal Bill O'Really calls to practice his fone you-know-what on Barbara, I take out my faverit book. Becuz i like goats. Scapegoats especially. Becuz i have never made a mistak. Its hard wurk being Prezidint. 'Spechilly when the drugs and alkehol havent kicked in yet. When I yell and cuss at anyone who disugrees with me i read this buk to make me feel better. Im the prezidint. I reprezent Amerika. Mishun Acomplished. This buk wuz so excitin' that I cudnt put it down. I usuly dont reed. But you problee coudnt tell. Is it time for another vacation yet? Why cant *I* be a fashion god like my FEMA pal? The wurld is so unfair. People are agins me. Thats why I like goat. And oil."

"Reviewer: GWBush (Wurshington, Dee Cee) - See all my reviews
As the publisher of Reading Mastery 2, I would like to state for the record that, contrary to rumor, the story entitled "The Pet Goat" within Reading Mastery 2 has NOT been scientifically proven to produce a condition that the medical community has termed Catatonic Stupidity (or CS, for short). CS is marked by sudden episodes of looking like an inept idiot while on camera for a period lasting a little over seven minutes in duration. Extensive study in the laboratory with Reading Mastery 2 has failed to reproduce any claims of "The Pet Goat" causing CS.

Thank for your attention."

[Dr Fate]

8. LOL! Good ones...Merry Christmas y'all!

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