Finally, someone to save us from Rumsfeld

[Bucky]

"You're busted, punk!"

(ok, you do a better caption)

but please no references to Spiderman's boner

[Ezlivin]

1. Rumsfeld's solution to a leaner, meaner military

Now if he can just resize Spider Man's codpiece....

[atommom]

2. I KNEW Spidey would save us!

[Contrary1]

3. Where can I get outfits like that...

for my boss?

[BrklynLiberal]

4. The entire Bush administration needs to be committed to an institution for

the criminally insane, since that is truly what they are.

[alfredo]

5. Captain Marvel should be there. I remember one Captain Marvel

movie where an American museum wanted to add a very rare idol for its collection. So the professor and his daughter went to the mountain temple that housed this religious icon. Standing in their way was the "evil" priest. Of course Captain Marvel stepped in to save the day and helped the museum loot the temple of its religious treasures.

[Bucky]

6. Yay! I love a happy ending!

[alfredo]

7. It was shown as a short before the main feature,

Reefer Madness. The crowd was a big part of the show.