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Check12 Donating Member (445 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 11:16 PM
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Here is how shrub can get out of hot water in 3 easy steps..
1. Fire Rumsfeld and appoint Murtha to the position.
2. Admit he was wrong about WMD and apologize to the nation and to the Iraqi people.
3. Bring our soldiers home immediately.

The fact is, we all pretty much know the man is not capable of such humility. but if things get really bad enough the corporate elite may soon decide to sacrifice this slob to save their own asses. They could force him into an option like this. It's not totally out of the realm of possibility.

Think about it, you are a very rich corporate CEO; do you sit by and watch this fool destroy your gravy train? I think not!

Do I think he will do this? Nope I think he is truely a modern day Nero and will go down in flames. We are witnessing the decline and fall of the American empire.

Well, It was nice knowing all of you.
See you in non-rapture land.
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 11:43 PM
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1. That will get him out of hot water with US, not his base.
They'd bitch about him compromising, call him a traitor, and burn him in effigy (well, MAYBE only in effigy).

Since he really can't get out of hot water with us anyway, that'd bring his approval numbers into the high teens, I'd guess.
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TriMetFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 12:13 AM
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2. Bush would rather go down in flames...
then do any of those 3 things you wrote.
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 08:58 AM
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3. but here's what he WILL DO in 3 easy steps
Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 08:59 AM by radfringe
1. allow a terra-ttack on US soil
2. blame Syria and/or Iran for it
3. invade Syria/Iran
---or---

1. claim to thwart a terra-ttack on US soil
2. blame Syria and/or Iran for it
3. invade Syria/Iran

then--

he'll either:

1. go play golf - watch his swing
2. go for a bike ride - watch him fall
3. go on vacation in Crawford - watch him cut brush
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tinfoilinfor2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 09:09 AM
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4. .
:rofl:
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 09:21 AM
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5. What about junior's connections to Jack Abramoff and all the
obvious cover ups to avoid such investigations? If your not triple pissed you haven't been paying attention.

ABRAMOFF’S SCANDAL PARTNERS INCLUDE BUSH PIONEERS, THE MOB, U.S. DEFENSE CONTRACTORS, AND "PROFESSIONAL CHRISTIANS"
What about all those senators that have been caught in the net?

1. junior could have Rumsfeld face a firing squad and it wouldn't even begin to cover all the insults that Rummy has produced to the American people.

2. junior could get on his hands and knees, and say "I'm sorry" -it won't bring back the dead, or undo the torture he approved.

3. junior could bring the troops home in a New York second. And it wouldn't forgive him of his warm seat that is waiting him at the Hague.

junior is doomed, give him his last rites.
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