What earth-shattering news will 'W' have in his speech today?

[TheCowsCameHome]

The RW damage control machine is in high gear.

[Why Syzygy]

1. Just the fact that he shows up

pretending to be President is earth-shattering enough.
When will he ever learn? When will he learn.

[HereSince1628]

2. "Harriet has looked into my eyes...and she trusts me!

You should, too!"

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. Oh Dear. Wasn't she wearing a blue dress the other day?

Naw, it couldn't be...............

[skinfusionz]

3. same with one change

911 911 911 911 911 911 911 911 911 911 911 911 911 911 911 911 911 911 911 911 OBL OBL OBL OBL OBL LOOKOUT A BIRD FLU!!!!

[newyawker99]

24. Hi skinfusionz!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Vanje]

5. Terra terra terra!

He'll remind us that we're in imminant peril from Scary Bearded men with suitcase bombs and germs germ GERMS!!!!!

Oh, and and flying monkeys

[npincus]

6. maybe he and Cheney are resigning?

[Champion Jack]

7. He will announce Meirs

new nick name? any guesses?

Stumpy?

[fasttense]

8. That he is selling the US government to Bill Gates to pay off our loans

to China.

[calico1]

9. Saddam Hussein is responsible

for bird flu.

[Why Syzygy]

11. NO!

It's the Irani*ans and Syria*ns! Don't you KNOW THAT? THE AXIS.

Tremble while you can.

[calico1]

14. Oh..right...sorry

I just have a hard time keeping track of all the evil * is fighting to protect us from! :rofl:

[marylanddem]

10. That God has told him he is too dumb to be pretzlenit

And he is looking forward to a lengthy retirement of brush-clearing.

[Why Syzygy]

12. lol

"brush-clearing". As far as I know, in Texas, there is no such thing. Unless you bring in the tractors and mow everything down, there will always be "brush". og. I just thought about that.

Let's think about this. That's his hobby? Or is that just a good ole boy image? I love to work in the yard, garden. But that's me. WTF is he doing out there? Is he a nature boy after all? Do you think anyone could get through to him? He is master-minded by the neo's. We know that. Do you think he might crack? If he has all that much admiration for "brush"? Nature can work miracles, you know.

[madmom]

13. Nope none of these, I think ...

it's about bird flu terra.We're gonna fight em over there so we don't have to fight em here.

[calico1]

15. He is declaring war on bird flu! n/t

[shenmue]

16. Yeah, war on flu

The chickens better watch out

[madmom]

17. Nope war on birds...

they don't like being called chicken hawks.So it's us or them.

[calico1]

20. Hide your parakeets! n/t

[Why Syzygy]

22. those would be the terror parakeets

If they start coming after BIRDS, It is OVER.

[MrBenchley]

18. Let's hope he brings up privatizing Social Security again...

He's going to have a hard job doing more damage to the GOP than he did yesterday...

[calico1]

19. Oh, that would be good.

Especially if he mentions that he's got all that political capital to do it. :7

[MrBenchley]

21. LOL!

AS it is, he seems to be trying to tell us what a success Iraq is, which even I didn't think he'd attempt.

[Why Syzygy]

23. He has lost that battle

Thank god/dess. He's on to new and more adventurous endeavors.

"Social Security", Get it George? It's a compound phrase, so it may be hard for you to understand. It means SAVING OUR SOCIETY, which is basically, "where we live".

This guy has a Yale degree in History? Did he ever take a Civics class?