10. I figure a lightening bolt would satisfy those asking for bowel loss too
I figure there would be hair standing on end, chimpy screams, smoke (without the usual mirrors) and the grand finale would be loss of bowels just before he hits the ground and Condi gives him mouth to mouth:)
11. teleprompter my ass-- I want to see his defibrillator short out...
...and fry his sorry ass on national TV. "And we must never forget the lessons of 9/11, that it's hard work, but we won't be fooled ag-- er-- zzzzaaap!" Just like a bug-lite.
thank you all for a good laugh...yes, even a little whiz down the pant leg and the look on his face when he realizes it...but Condi will probably take him to the little boy's room before the speech..
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