Free Republic Members are you enlisting for Syria?

[BOSSHOG]

Reports indicate our troops may have fired onto the Syrian Army. Lets do the conservative thing and start war with another country with its correponding death and destruction, without any planning and with no way out (the conservative strategy.) This is the perfect opportunity for conservatives to show their true colors and sign up for duty in another war that they want. Or are you conservatives just going to sit by your computer and show your really and only true color - Yellow! Come on conservatives, shame this veteran. Get your manly cocks down to the Army Recruiting Office right now and show them Syrians what for!! What this country needs is more god fearing, flag waving christian conservatives in uniform. Bring your wife, your son, your daughter to the recruiting office, make it a family affair.

[Goldmund]

1. They tried but they ended up in Hawaii

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3694461

[benburch]

2. The Army wouldn't want most of them.

Guys who run under fire and blame everybody else for their errors are not good soldiers.

[jeff30997]

3. I agree :

[bearfan454]

4. That's right you pussy freepers sign up to die. n/t

[gratuitous]

5. They're far too important to enlist

Besides, I heard one of them just got into a killer B-school. Like he's supposed to give that up just because the president he voted for and the war he supports need him worse than ever? Get real.

Sadly, the Chickenhawk Brigade must once again stand before the Commander in Chief and say, "Not ready for duty, sir."

[AntiCoup2K4]

6. Support your pResident and his fucked up war!

You keep saying the Chimp is doing the right thing, put your money where your hate spewing mouths are, Freeps....

uh_enlist, anyone?

[Ian David]

7. Related thread: Is everyone here aware of Operation Yellow Elephant?

Is everyone here aware of Operation Yellow Elephant?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4158412

[BOSSHOG]

8. Thanks Ian

What an excellent cause. In their quiet moments conservatives know they are the scum of the earth cowards. Thanks for the extra info.

[Ian David]

9. 'Welcome. Here's more: The Telling Failures of Operation Yellow Elephant

Conservatives Wanted: The Telling Failures of Operation Yellow Elephant
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x1946638