Martha's out, runaway bride found, Jacko not guilty. Now what

[DemsUnited]

are we going to use for distraction?? What sensationalistic story can we feed the masses to keep their minds off rampant Republican crime and corruption?

Oh, that's just too easy. We'll just get Jebbie to bring Terry Schiavo back into the headlines by investigating why she collapsed 15 years ago and accusing her husband of delaying the call to 911.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/06/17/national/main702689.shtml

[Scout1071]

1. Didn't you hear? Tom and Kate are getting married.

And don't forget about an impending civil trial against MJ to keep us all riveted!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

2. Maybe Michael Jackson will get engaged to Martha Stewart

and then run away before the wedding. Now that would be the shit.

[DemsUnited]

6. Okay, have to admit that's a scenario

I'd have to follow, just a little :eyes:

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

9. Think about it. It would be a network's wet dream come true. n/t

[Skidmore]

3. Jebbie is going to

raise Terry Schiavo from the dead...

[ticapnews]

4. Shark attacks, Britney's baby, Tom and Katie...

and car chases! Never count out the popularity of car chases!

[wakeme2008]

5. Jebbie is looking for a missing brain...

He said he had one at one time....

I just had to say that...

[HockeyMom]

7. Land of Oz

Dubya = Scarecrow, Cheney = Tin Man, Condi = Dorothy, Rove = Wizard

Understudy for Scarecrow = Jebbie

[Dr.Phool]

8. BREAKING.......Pope JP2 still dead......Details at 11:00

[XemaSab]

10. Time for OBL

to get off his duff and make another video. Those checks from the CIA aren't for nothing, you know.

[realFedUp]

11. Did you hear that Judith Regan paid the runaway bride

for her story...yeah, a made for idiots book or tv drama.

[Jose Diablo]

12. Aren't we coming up on the 1 year anniversary

of Ronnie's demise? They can have documentaries about his WWII experiences fighting right along side John Wayne on Guadalcanal and Midway, don't forget the Battle of Bulge. Why if Ronnie hadn't been there, we would be speaking a mixture of Japanese and German.

Maybe show some old news clips of Ronnie's war on socialism in California and El Salvador. Maybe some stuff on Panama and Grenada too.

Oh, and the Berlin wall being torn down, he did that all by himself you know.

Why Ronnie was a honest to goodness hero.

[Politicub]

13. OMG - EARTHQUAKES IN Calif.!

It's going to fall into the sea! OMG!

Plus, did ya hear, Tom Cruise and Katie Whatshername are GETTING MARRIED. OMG OMG!!!!!1!!1!

[OneTwentyoNine]

14. The girl in Aruba and their still not done with MJ.....

But...give CNN and FOX some time,they'll be running another story soon about some white,blonde female missing in a matter of days.

Whatever it takes to keep from talking about DSM and IMPEACHING Bush's ASS.