TinFoil Hats--It's Clinton's Fault!!!

[DenaliDemocrat]

I posted this on antoher forum where they were talking about Hillary getting the nomination, they are all paranoid. I thought it was funny.

Well, I think it's pretty obvious what has been going on here, put on your tinfoil hats and let's go for a ride. You see, I am pretty sure that everything that is going on is right now is actually a huge plan engineered by the Clintons. See, after Billy's snafus it was pretty obvious that if Hillary was ever going to grace the White House we needed to take a trip into the bowels of political ineptitude. Enter G.W. Bush. It's like this, the Clinton's knew that only a coked-out, recovering alkie, born again evangelist with the brains of a retarded cocker spaniel could make Hillary not only look like a viable alternative, but actually propel her to the WhiteHouse in a landslide victory. I mean, who else would take Donald Rumsfeld's word over Collin Powell's on military matters? Who else would put a strychnine-drinking, rattlesnake-handling, preacher who lost an election to a dead man and make him Attorney General? Who else could use words like "evil-doers" in a State of the Union Address and not piss themselves laughing? Pat Buchanan? not bloody likely, John McCain? not on your life. Nope, the Clintons knew that it would take an idiot of such stature not seen since McCarthy to pull this one off, hence our current president G.W. Bush.

The plan almost went into the crapper in 2000. Bill did everything he could to keep that knucklehead son of a tobacco farmer Al Gore from winning. He withheld his support for Al under the premise of not associating his negativity with Mr. Gore -- bull$W$%. We know the real reason Mr. Clinton. Anyway, things got pretty sticky down there in Florida until Clinton got the Supreme Court to appoint G.W. president. It almost went to Hell in a Handbasket again in 2004. Thank God Bill managed to pay those diebold guys off in advance, even offing Ronald Reagan early in the summer did not manage to put G.W. ahead in the polls. Speaking of polls, it's tough explaining those exit poll results, but that's the great thing about Bush. The 40% of the country that still supports him are the ultra-rich guys who control the television, newspapers, and big corporate media In other words, it's like having your own private government controlled press. Only the derranged genuis of a Clinton could pull this one off.

So, hang on to your hats boys and girls. While the country slowly awakens to the facts that Georgie Porgie is woefully unable to handle the tasks at hand, and the Republican Senators begin to distance themselves as the 2006 midterms approach, the Clintons sit back in their New York apartment and laugh as their twisted plan comes to fruition. Remmeber where you heard this first, but the time the rest of the country figures out what happened, it will be too late. Hillary will be sitting in the oval office with the knowing smile that the deal she made with the Devil really did pay off.

[Carolab]

1. I always thought this was a "Hatfields vs. McCoys" fight

between two family "dynasties". Now, with Bill hanging out with G.W. and Babs calling him "son", and Newt backing Hill, it appears they have "intermarried".

[TalkingDog]

2. Similar to a friend of mines

Kerry's concession was a deal so that Hillary could have a turn next. Who know's what he got out of the deal.

[globalvillage]

3. So, it really IS Clinton's fault! n/t