How do I apply for a job with Tom Delay.

[stray cat]

I suspect anyone here can meet the requirements for the family members Tom Delay paid to get advice. A 100,000 a year for 5 years sounds pretty good. How do I apply?

[AzDar]

1. First. wrap your resume up in crispy, new, hundred dollar bills...LOL

n/t

[snowbear]

2. DeLame

I'm surprised Tom DeLay hasn't hired Guckert yet... :shrug: Then again, what do I know -- maybe he has?

[BringEmOn]

3. Probably similar to the scene in "Blazing Saddles"

Tom DeLay as Hedley Lamarr

Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up ever vicious criminal and gun slinger in the west. Take this down.
(Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks)

Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

also:

(Bart, disguised as a Klansman, describes his qualifications as a villain.)
Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: (smiling) Kinky! Sign here.

[0007]

5. Hilarious as always........I never tire of watching "Blazing Saddles"

[quaoar]

4. To work for Tom DeLay

you must have extensive experience in two or more of the following fields:

1. lobbyist for the pharmaceutical industry
2. lobbyist for the oil and gas industry
3. Indian tribal gaming consultant
4. Cayman Islands banker
5. Bagman
6. Television evangelist
7. PR flack