Who bets that when the monkey king goes to the vatican...

[liberalitch]

he'll act like it's all about him.

[Avalux]

1. Of course

read my post -

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3423391

[prodigal_green]

2. Will anybody tell him

it's not?

I'm sure it is all we'll see on the MSM

[MichiganVote]

3. Secret service aren't going to like wearing those swiss guard uniforms

[hippiepunk]

4. Hey everybody, look at me!

Im mourning!

[MichiganVote]

5. Did anybody inform Bush that he doesn't get to pick the next Pope?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

6. The only reason he's going .......

..... is so he can go into the history books as the first sitting President ever to attend a Papal funeral, craven scum that he is.

I'm betting God will puke that day.

[TahitiNut]

7. He'll try to climb into the pulpit.

He'll smirk and swagger until nobody's looking. Then he'll just squirm and wriggle, bored because he's not the center of attention.

If he goes. I'm still doubting it.

[cliss]

15. Same here, Tahiti.

I don't think it will happen. News reports say that Bush will attend the funeral as early as Wednesday.

This is simply not enough time for Bush's Army to assemble. Italy isn't exactly pining away for Bush, either. He is on their shit list, after Calipari & Sgrena.

Watch the desperate fool try to pull it off, though. His PR people probably feel it's the opportunity of a lifetime to shove his face in everyone's TV screen. (Anything for publicity).

[jean]

8. it should be interesting to see how our three presidents are packaged -

Will they appear as our very own troika or will junior have his own spotlight, with the two former prez's off to the side?

Junior will be the little man, no matter what. He doesn't measure halfway up to his own father, much less Bill Clinton. That includes not just physical stature but everything else in his political resume.

However the three men are framed, Big Dog will stand out. He won't even have to say a word.

[dweller]

9. Hell yeha he will!

oh, i thought you said vacation.

he's due one about now anyway.
dp

[laugle]

13. Love your sense of humor but.....

The monkey just went of Easter vacation except when he flew back to sign Shiavo bill. I'm just surprised he didn't PARACHUTE into the White House!!!!!

[NYC]

10. It's always

all about him.

[Cell Whitman]

11. he has to use his new line Karl told him to use

"culture of life"

what would REALLY be sad is if they let the little war mongering killer speak.

[laugle]

14. You mean the "WAR CRIMINAL" speak

Everytime I hear him use that PHONEY line and also the line "the strong need to help the weak" I just want to puke!!! How can anyone fall for his obvious bullshit! Did you hear on the radio today the moron forgot the Pope's name and hesitated and then called him the holy father. Unbelievable.....he is so use to a script he couldn't even remember to call the Pope....Pope. Heaven help us all...

[Cha]

22. I've changed that to..

"CULTURE OF FRIGHT"!

[Lars39]

12. Is Bush Sr going also, maybe to keep an eye on Jr?

[this_side_up]

16. Have blair, bush, berlusconi ever

been in the same room at the same time?


Spooky.

If there really is a God.....Are You paying attention?

Edited

[zippy890]

17. Please, he's a CHIMP not a MONKEY

Nowhere near as cute as a monkey

;)

[femme.democratique]

18. God, what an asshole he is, he doesn't deserve to be there

I hope theres a thunderstorm in Rome if ya catch my drift! or maybe an errant slab of concrete from the ceiling...

[ewagner]

19. The Bush Message:

the message here is much more crass than anyone has yet posted.

The message is:

Hey American Catholics! Vote for me! I'm more Catholic than Democrats!

Obviously, the goal is to shave off a few more Catholic Votes from the Democratic Party.

it's crude

it's crass

it's Bush at his best!

[femme.democratique]

20. I was listening to Henry Kissinger on MSNBC re: the Pope, unbelievable

There is this story about the P2 Masonic lodge in the Vatican that Kissinger was a member of, and they had him on air talking about the Pope, like he was best friends with the guy! It was just WEIRD knowing what a neocon fascist (and a supposed 33rd Degree Scottish Rite Scary-Perv-Freak Mason) Kissinger is....dontcha think? Many involved in the church are now affiliated with Masons.

People believe that Pope John Paul I was very interested in ridding the church of corruption, and stemming the tide of priest pedophilia that had become so out of control. He gave orders to underlings to carry out these directives. The rumor is that the church leadership wanted him gone after his intentions were known. He died 33 days after being "Poped" supposedly of a heart attack and his body was never autopsied. His body was cremated which is unprecendented in the 2000 year history of the Catholic church. WEIRD, dontcha think?

There are a sect of Catholics (schismatic Catholics) that believe that Vatican II was a coup for the Satanic Masons. They believe Vatican II was a Satanic constitutional amendment to say the least. I for one find much fault in the wealth and splendor of the church. I think it betrays what Christ would have wanted. I was raised Catholic, though I never quite got religion. Didn't make sense to me. But this kind of stuff is creepy...these societies DO exist and I believe there are some really sick people in positions of power.

[Cha]

21. Why?...Just because that's all he

EVER does? :)

[Darkhawk32]

23. Italians HATE him. They won't tolerate his presence. n/t

[IDemo]

24. GW's expected speech:

"Heh, thank you, Romans and Catholic'yins alike, heh. I'm here to pay a tribunal, uh,, I mean tribute to a guy with two first names, John, and Paul! Heh! Two first names, followed by "two"! Hell, I'm George Two, too, but I, I mean I don't, I weren't,, (squeeeeaaalll!), 'I, yes, I copy you on that, Carl, don't upset the faithful or the media. Yes, Daddy, I understand.'

"His excellent Popacy has promoted right-to-life issues in every case, including, oh, if I may be permitted to say it,, hell! Permitted to say it? I'm GW Bush, fer crissakes! I say what I pleasure! Or please! John Paul Two found disagreement with the invasion of Iraq, based on a so-called "Just War" belief. Whatever.

Remembrance is important this day. Remember to vote for Jeb in 2008! Thank you!"