What is your asking price to say something nice about Bush & his policies?

[dhinojosa]

Poll question: What is your asking price to say something nice about Bush & his policies?

I was just hearing today on the radio, how people get turned away at these Bush town hall social security meetings for having a different point of view. It just reminded me that the people at these town hall meetings are probably paid shills like Armstrong Williams et al. Then I was thinking about the line "Everyone has a price? What's yours?". So, I am making a poll out of it.

What is your asking price to say something nice about Bush & his policies, including his social security plan?

[bertha katzenengel]

1. Yeah, I'd do it for a price:

I'd do it if a loaded gun were being held to my head.

[fob]

2. I'll do it for no MONEY, if they all resign and promise never to vie for

public office ever again and pay every penny they've made back that they've "earned" since December 12, 2000 and restore the Treasury do it's condition as of that same date.

[DBoon]

3. What would it cost to exile Bush

and all his political co-conspirators to St. Helena for the rest of his life?

[Stand and Fight]

4. The way of Napoleon, eh?

I don't think Napoleon deserved it, but lil' Bush sure the hell does!

[Joey Liberal]

23. Bush can have his own little country

Let's exile AWOL wonderboy (and I DO mean boy) Bush to the Bush Brothers Banana Republic, also known as Crawford, Texas. He can play with his farm animals and pretend that he is invading Iraq, over and over again.

[Deep13]

5. His resignation ...

... or better yet, his suicide.

[XemaSab]

6. If I could somehow make myself

somehow TOTALLY lack credibility while saying it, I'd do it for DAMN cheap and donate most of the cash to progressive causes.

Like if I got to dress up like a total floozy and slur all my words.

"I thing thish soshul shecurity plan is jusht terrific, and I wanna shay that Mishter president, you're jusht doin a terrific job, and you're jusht a great ammurican man... aww, thanksh Mishter. You wanna go getta DRINK later? Well you're jusht a terrific man."

[Inland]

10. "He'sh shmart. Not like errybody says."

The backhanded compliment.

Then inform everybody you have a story about how charming he is, and use one of the examples of rubbing heads or giving idiot nicknames.

[XemaSab]

14. That's the strategy

My price on this might be going down the more I think about it.

[Contrary1]

7. I'll take their money,

privately record the "deal", and then sell the tape to the highest bidder that's not pro-Bush. I figure me and mine will be short of funds by the time it takes to recover from the mess that Jackass leaves behind.

[Warpy]

8. I won't need payment. What I WILL need

are policies that address the needs of this country and its people, not just a tiny number of rich assholes.

[LoZoccolo]

9. I've said for a long time that...

...Bush* rocks for supporting a program to put an astronaut on Mars!

:yourock:

[TheWraith]

11. Now if only he'd actually followed through. NT

[mcscajun]

12. I need a Million Dollars + all their resignations. Today.

Nothing less.

[Democrats_win]

13. "To infinity and beyond" Buzz Lighyear.

[liberal43110]

15. I voted for $100 - $1000

I would say something positive about Bush to a friend or on here, but not toa public audience.

[libhill]

16. OK, OK

You got me - for a million big ones, uh - I'd say that was a nice tie he was wearing at the Town Hall meeting - that nice enough fer ya? Where's my money?

[CoffeeCat]

17. In the words of Jack Nicholson, in "Terms of Endearment"...

"I'd rather put needles in my eyes."

[bush_is_wacko]

18. My asking price is that Bush and all his cronies step resign their post

immediately and deliver themselves in shackles ti the international war tribunal! I will then be willing to say they "did what was best for the country and the international community." Is that nice enough?

[Vinca]

19. I admit it, I'm a whore. But it's gotta be at least 10 mil. nt

[BlueIris]

20. Well, I couldn't do it. Could. Not. Do. It. n/t

[chaska]

21. Hmm... Okay. One day he will make damn fine fertilizer. eom

[Joey Liberal]

22. I hate Bunnypants Bush, but for one million bucks.....

For a million bucks I would say something nice about Bush. Then I'd invest in a radio station and begin airing Air America. And I would trash Bush and the republicans 24 hours a day.

[applegrove]

24. My Cold, dead, hands!

[knight_of_the_star]

25. My honour is worth more than any material thing

I would be fine with living under bridge so long as I still had my honour.