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democrank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:30 PM
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Items for a President Bush time capsule....
Items for George W. Bush time capsule:
1. Duct tape
2. Photo of Karla Faye Tucker
3. Video...."Apocalypse Now"
4. World map with Rove`s YOU ARE HERE Post-It Note
5. Photo of Christopher Reeve
6. Orange jumpsuit
7. Scooter riding manual
8. Debate-winning answering device
9. Electrode from seat 18-B on CIA ghost plane
10. Map of Mesopotamia
11. Mission Accomplished banner
12. Minutes from Cheney`s secret energy task force meeting
13. Copy of "My Pet Goat"
14. Case of black redaction markers
15. Official Western White House chainsaw
16. Recording from telemarketer in India.."Hello,my name is Wendy"
17. Granite rubbing from the Vietnam Memorial
18. Land mine
19. Bottle of "W" ketchup
20. Halo craft kit

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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:32 PM
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1. don' t forget Poland!
And, of course, a bag of pretzels.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:39 PM
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4. ROFL!!!!!!!!
n/t
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nankerphelge Donating Member (995 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:45 PM
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5. Easy swallow pretzels.
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sharonking21 Donating Member (552 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:37 PM
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2. Some of these might work . .
I actually made them up as Republican inaugural party favors, but some might work for the time capsule too.

PARTY FAVORS FOR REPUBLICANS ATTENDING BUSH 2005 INAUGURAL DINNER

1.Detailed pre-invasion map of Iran done in precious stones set in gold.

2.Backup maps of Syria and Koreasemiprecious stones set in silver.

3.Gold-leaf-framed pink slip from Ohio.

4.Porcelain reliquary containing bloody bandage from heroic US soldier who died fighting for freedom in Iraq.

5.Parchment death certificate for rejected applicant who died waiting for Food Stamps.

6.Stock certificate from Enron, enshrined in unbreakable plastic.

7.Leather-bound book, Starving the Beast, by a leading conservative outlining the advantages of deficit financing.

8.Color photograph of George W. Bush in robes and crown.

9.Censored copy of the U.S. Constitution, complete with holes.

10.Advance copy of proposed legislation to be entitled, Patriot Act III.

11.Mock invoice to American people for waging war to spread freedom around the world.

12.An authentic and documented few molecules of Donald Rumsfelds souvenir from the World Trade Center, to be saved as a holy relic commemorating Bushs re-election.

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blogbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:39 PM
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3. squirt gun?
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Selatius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:47 PM
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6. You must add this:
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Liberty Belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:04 PM
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7. Earphone and wire he wore in debates.
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despairing optimist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:06 PM
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8. Rusted part from his ANG fighter jet, stained coke spoon, dirty shot glass
military service records with lots of black marks; fountain pen that signed 150 death warrants; fountain pens that signed Patriot Act, tax cuts for millionaires that bankrupted Treasury, approval for invading Iraq; fountain pen that *would have signed* Social Security elimination act; a brush hog from Crawford ranch; a daily briefing from 8/16/01 about Bin Laden attack threat.

How big is the time capsule?
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Wilms Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:08 PM
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9. Can we just put Bush in the capsule.
And forget where it's buried. :shrug:
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Dem2theMax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 11:49 PM
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15. Yeah! Favorite post of the day!
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:10 PM
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10. Great post!
And, don't forget Terry Sciavo's feeding tube.
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:20 PM
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11. 30,000 Kerry votes that were never counted (eom)
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zann725 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 01:22 AM
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16. Actually, I think it's actually about 5,000,000...more or less.
But who's counting? Unfortunately.
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Griffy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:14 AM
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19. 30,000... try 3,000,000! Kerry won, bush cheated! thats the problem! nt
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:38 PM
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12. Picture of gw*dipshit falling off of Segway
Edited on Fri Mar-25-05 10:39 PM by LiberalFighter
Picture of gw*dipshit dropping dog
Picture of gw*dipshit with "Mission Accomplished" in background

Cocaine
Original Drivers License
Drunk Driving record
Texas ANG documents
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paineinthearse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 11:10 PM
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13. This one? DUH!!!!
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 11:12 PM
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14. Coke spoon...
and "missing" military records.
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 01:53 AM
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17. Karl Rove
eom
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Griffy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:11 AM
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18. pint of blood.... nt
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