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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:17 PM
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What's your fantasy for the inaugural Thursday?
Chimp's tele-prompter malfunctioning?

Chimp tripping and scraping his face again at an important moment?

Chimp's mystery bulge dropping out of the back of his jacket?

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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:19 PM
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1. Frigid temps
Snowstorm.

Everything cancelled.
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emulatorloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:31 PM
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14. ice storm, 30 below zero
EOM
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judy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:20 PM
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2. A million demonstrators...
turn their backs on George while he swears to protect the Constitution.
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:26 PM
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10. close to 6 billion people protesting facism.
Thats what this is about FACISM there is no cute little word for it,no sound bite,hate rant ,racist comment,it is facism .
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liberalpragmatist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:21 PM
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3. I wake up from my nightmare
Find out that it was just a bad dream. Find out it's actually just the morning of Nov. 3 and Kerry won. Or, wake up to see Kerry taking the oath.
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imaginary girl Donating Member (345 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:22 PM
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4. How about one of the parade floats turning out to be a display filled ...
with proof of the election fraud? When it stops in front of Bush's private viewing booth, a load of policemen burst out of it and cart Bush off in handcuffs. Kerry rides in on a beautiful white horse and takes the oath of office instead of Bush ...
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GarySeven Donating Member (898 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 11:46 PM
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35. Why not the parade float from "Animal House?"
A big cake with the words "eat me" and a special prize inside.
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imaginary girl Donating Member (345 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 12:17 PM
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47. Works for me! n/t
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:23 PM
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5. some one running up to the podium with legal papers yelling "I object"
and then serving Chimpoleon right on the spot.
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Fovea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:24 PM
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6. George goes native
And since he has a man date, he hits the sauce heavy before the shindig.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:26 PM
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oh and maybe a little blue flake round the nostrils!!!
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Still_Loves_John Donating Member (688 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:24 PM
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7. Teresa gets so upset
that she buys an island, and lets all of us live on it.
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serryjw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:26 PM
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8. The BIBLE doesn't show up!
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:26 PM
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9. Chimpy's pants fall down during swearing in
large bag of crack falls from pocket in ensuing rush to pull pants back up. Police escort him away in handcuffs....protestors laugh heartily. Cheney arrested as accessory....elction fraud cover up unravels...you get the picture.
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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:30 PM
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11. really bad diarhrea.. the chimp shits himself...
examines it, picks it up... and reads his speech from it.
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:34 PM
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16. Since he's a chimp, he'd probably fling shit at the crowd
Oh ... I forgot .... he already does that.
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QC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:50 PM
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27. LOL! Thanks for that one! n/t
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:31 PM
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12. Just one egg...
...that makes it on TV with a big plunk and possibly an open window that shows the results...
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loritooker Donating Member (376 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:31 PM
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13. I see eggs. Lots of eggs....
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journalist3072 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:31 PM
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15. Thursday Fantasy
He's arrested for war crimes, along with his partner in crime, Dick.
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chomskysright Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:38 PM
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17. ABBEY HOFFMAN WILL RISE FROM THE DEAD....
and rain dollar bills down upon the neocons upon which they will embarassingly will find themselves prostrate and that is when we get to stomp them good...
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Bob3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:39 PM
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18. Cold wet driving rain

*'s TelePrompTer breaking and * spouting insane gibberish: "The skull! The Skull! The flaming skull burning beneath the skin! There are ducks disguised as frogs poised to overthrow us! Robots can not touch me! Termites are eating my legs!"

The VP tries to get him to stop but he runs afoul of the microwaves coming out of the bulge on *'s back and he drops like a stone.

To cover the massive confusion they play "let the eagle soar" at massive volume but through some mishap it is played backwards and the words "hail Satan the true ruler of the world" are heard quite clearly.

The ground opens up and massive tentacles drag most of the assembled TV pundits down in to the bleeding earth. George Will is carried off by Aliens and subjected to anal probes - an earlier incident years ago explains his basic expression.

I could go on but it's getting late.
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Cats Against Frist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 01:24 AM
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45. What a coincidence. That's my fantasy, too!
:hi:
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Sir Jeffrey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:40 PM
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19. French and German special forces advance on Washington...
A snatch and grab mission executed to perfection. The result: a one way trip to the Hague for * and Co. to find out just how "quaint and obsolete" the Geneva Conventions really are.

Or, if that doesn't happen, how about God returning to Earth and performing a bit of Old Testamment whoop-ass on these hypocrites.

I'm reasonable. :)
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:54 PM
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29. I can go with this.
Welcome to DU.
:hi:
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bobweaver Donating Member (953 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:43 PM
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20. Lightning strike
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Sir Jeffrey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 11:22 PM
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31. I wonder if the odds of a "surgical" lightning strike would be greater...
than the odds that the exit polls were so far off the mark?

I just might decide to start attending church if that happened.
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:44 PM
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21. Water cannons, flipped over burning cars, mass arrests
Get some good old opposition going. People in this country have forgotten how to fight.
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:46 PM
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22. Thought crime
self-delete
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EC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:46 PM
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23. The Rapture
takes them all away at one time, leaving the rest of us to have our own real world....
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:47 PM
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24. Or takes us all away.
And leaves them here.
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:48 PM
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25. The much heralded Second Coming
And the big announcement, from the savior himself that: I, Jesus never heard of Georgie and want to set a few things straight about what I really said/intended on a few subjects.

The Archangel Gabriel hauls Falwell and Robertson in by the earlobes, tells them to sit down and shut up.

God appears in a ball of light with a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker on it....

I've been having some trouble sleeping of late. Dreams getting sorta disturbing.

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Virginian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:49 PM
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26. Dubya reads confession instead of inaugural speech.
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Flying Dream Blues Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:52 PM
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28. OH, Here's a good one...
Edited on Tue Jan-18-05 10:54 PM by ThruTheLookingGlass
Right before * gets up to speak, he gets zapped with sodium pentathol, a la Meet the Fockers, and instead of giving his coronation benediction, he tells THE TRUTH about all the lies and evil BS that have gone down the last 4 years, along with true confessions from his bad-boy days. Delicious. Can you imagine??

Edited to say: That is eerie...I wrote this before I read the above post!
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SheilaT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 11:05 PM
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30. If I say what my fantasy really is
the SS will not doubt pay a visit.
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burn the bush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 11:23 PM
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32. a loud car backfire sends chimp to the floor.
a sea of blue surrounds the clown and a loud band from a backfire, sends the shrub ducking for cover like the pussy willow that he is.
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quadzilla490 Donating Member (18 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 11:25 PM
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33. Lightening strikes bush while he's shaking cheney's hand-lol
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 11:25 PM
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34. If I said what I was really thinking.....
Agent Mike would have a SWAT team at my door within minutes.

I'll settle for God striking his lying criminal ass dead on live TV - but then I won't be watching anyway.
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 11:52 PM
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36. Same as last time - bolt of lightening - but the Dead Zone scenario
Edited on Tue Jan-18-05 11:53 PM by robbedvoter

is even better (gets scared, hides behind a baby, cameras rolling)
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 11:58 PM
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37. chimp inexplicably confessing his crimes and turning himself in
along with his accomplices
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 12:39 AM
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38. (hand over mouth)mmph... I can't say... sorry! n/t
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sueh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 12:55 AM
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39. An army of Flying Monkeys of the Wizard of Oz variety
come swooping down on Bush and entire family, Cheney & Family, and all the Republicans, pick them up, carry them away, dump them into tubs of holy water, and they get scalded to you-know-what.
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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 01:14 AM
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42. What about a large house landing on the Wicked Bush of the West?
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 12:57 AM
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40. Lots and lots and lots
of eggs. Spoiled, rotten, awful smelling eggs.
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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 01:07 AM
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41. I see a Massive Tsunami coming up Chesapeake Bay with Jesus surfing
on the front of it. Feet surfing of course, I mean the guy walks on water so it would only come natural. Wash their sins away Jesus!
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ImADeanDem Donating Member (97 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 01:18 AM
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43. The "Turn Your Back on Bush" protest...
is so hugely successful that it gets more news coverage than any other part of the day.
(http://www.turnyourbackonbush.org for info)
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LibDemAlways Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 01:21 AM
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44. Millions of Americans, fed up with the
lies and bullshit, storm DC and march toward the inaugural. Their numbers are overwhelming, and soon they are joined by police and military personnel equally disgusted by the BFEE. The chimp and Cheney try to flee but are arrested, shipped to Gitmo, and escorted to small metal cages where they are held forever without benefit of counsel.
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 01:27 AM
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46. Surprise visit from Osama and his boys
in 2001, I told friends was afraid to visit DC during the inauguration because I thought airplanes would be flying into buildings. Hell, I was eight months before my time (9/11).

I would not be surprised if Osama has a special present for the President.
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PROGRESSIVE1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 12:18 PM
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48. President Gore will be sworn in for his second term.
:dem:
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GalleryGod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 12:19 PM
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49. Like Reagan '85-The BIG Freeze-Out!
:evilgrin: that would be wonderful
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