breaking news: Bush to announce new American flag

[montana500]

[Contrary1]

1. The heck with the flag...

on with the Coronation Ceremony.

[Sparkle]

12. Thanks. That made me smile.

[VolcanoJen]

2. LOL... I needed that!!!

:hug:

[Dehumanizer]

3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

damn I needed that. Thank you.

[donhakman]

5. Everyone can make a flag out of saran wrap and duct tape

[Contrary1]

7. The pig is a lovely touch..

Can you get it on the flag itself?

[telamachus]

18. better watch out

it is ok to make fun of christians around here but if its jews you will be branded an anti-semite a star of david formed by a swastika is a bit over the top

[Straight Shooter]

4. Oh, jeez, I thought it would have 50 crosses, and black and yellow stripes

but there's that blonde-haired, blue-eyed WHITE JESUS again!

[Kipepeo]

6. LOL

Thank you for this laugh!

[hatrack]

8. I thought it would have the flamng towers of the WTC in the middle

You know, just in case anyone forgot that America was attacked by terrorists on September 11th, 2001!

[flygal]

9. thank you ;) that was a good one! I'm purposely looking for these

kinds of posts today :)

[Richardson08]

10. just like his buddy saddam

[donhakman]

11. just like your buddy Benedict Arnold

[donhakman]

14. Time to celebrate stop your fighting and acrimony

[Warren DeMontague]

13. One problem

Jesus really should be wearing jackboots and carrying a riding crop.

[Contrary1]

15. and He should be wearing

some body armor too. That would help the voluntary
enlistment numbers.

[donhakman]

16. onward christian soldiers

[Greyskye]

17. You mean this one?

[flygal]

19. this needs a kick!

[Borgnine]

20. Thanks.

It feels good to chuckle right now.

I'd be lost without DU.