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Seemann For Congress Donating Member (107 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:26 PM
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Jeff Seemann guarantees a Kerry victory - and can prove it!
With 31 hours to go before the polls close on the east coast, my boss Jeff Seemann (running for US House in Ohio, formerly known round these parts as AWD) has guaranteed a Kerry victory tomorrow!

How, you ask? Here's his proof. Some of you may know this background.

In 1994, Jeff was in New York City with his then-girlfriend. Later that week, the Rangers won their first Stanley Cup in 54 years.
In 1998, Jeff lived in Knoxville, Tennessee. Later that year, the Volunteers won their first National Championship.
In 2002, Jeff went to Los Angeles for an interview with Pacifica Radio. Later that month, the Anaheim Angels won their first World Series title.
In 2002, Jeff went to Columbus (and was removed from a Bush rally for facing the wrong direction). Later that year, the Buckeyes won their first National Championship in 32 years.
In June, Jeff was in Boston for the Democratic Convention. Last week, the Red Sox won their first World Series in nearly 4 generations.

And tonight, Jeff will be with John Kerry at the election eve rally in Cleveland.

Victory is guaranteed.

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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:27 PM
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1. Maybe the Cavs take the NBA title too...............n/t
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:29 PM
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2. I would be terribly remiss...
Edited on Mon Nov-01-04 12:29 PM by Tandalayo_Scheisskop
If I let any Jeff Seemann post go by without saying this:


GO AWD!!!



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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:30 PM
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3. May I suggest a new DU handle?
Try calling yourself Cursebuster. Very fitting.
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liberalnurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:30 PM
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4. You are my hero Jeff......
Edited on Mon Nov-01-04 12:31 PM by liberalnurse
I spent time working here in Dayton over the weekend....great need you know. I also went to church with John Kerry on Sunday. Saw Rev. Al Sharpton that evening!

I look forward to the celebration of the next U.S Congressman of Ohio 16th District.....Congressman Jeff Seemann!!!!:bounce:
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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:32 PM
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5. Hey Jeff - or whoever..
What are you polling against Fat Ralph?

Hawkeye-X
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ShaneGR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:33 PM
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6. Yeah, I saw him in Boston at the Sheraton, good guy
I hope he does well.
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doni_georgia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:33 PM
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7. Could you get Jeff to come to Atlanta to a Falcon game? We'll put him up
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Seemann For Congress Donating Member (107 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:38 PM
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8. I'll tell him
I'll pass along that message, but I'm sure that the Cubs fans are planning to kidnap him and make him visit Chicago.
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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:41 PM
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9. You got lucky yesterday
*mutter*
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Richardson08 Donating Member (472 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:43 PM
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10. Lets Go Rangers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:yourock:
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:51 PM
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11. Wow! Can you ask Jeff if he'd
go with me to buy a lotto ticket?:D
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