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ok, the wife and i are driving to our friends house last night for the annual halloween party. we're heading down the main drag, in front of me is a guy in a Toyota. he has 3 bumper stickers on his car. they are from left to right:
"There are Americans and then there are liberals" "B/C '04" "There are Americans and then there are liberals"
you read it, not 1, but 2 "americans and liberals" stickers. so my wife at that point are being called 'anti-american' or 'with the terrorists', evidently. so, i just gotta pull up to this dooshbag and at least give him the finger with a nice big smile.
i pull up to him, he's on the cellphone. go figure. he is too busy talking to look over at me. so, i lost the chance to flip this asshole off. too bad :(
cut to the party, we're hanging out and who walks in behind us? you guessed it, the dooshbag who is calling all of us, troop-haters and french supporters. all in all, i'm glad that i wasn't able to flip him off, that would have been kinda weird like "oh hey, you're that asshole that was in the pro-america-foreign-car with the assinine bumper stickers who thinks Bush is gonna protect the country while you show little concern for protecting the people driving next to you!" he might have been the only republican at this party and i made sure i told my friends that this guy has those stickers on his car so, feel free to spit on his candy ;)
i mean come on, who has the balls the actually put 2 of the same sticker on their car that calls liberals, anti-american?
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