Chimp's * last minute campaign song--please advise! (Needs new one!)

[elehhhhna]

"Blame it On the Bossa Nova" ?

[lady raven]

1. "blame"

"Blame Canada" !

[Beetwasher]

2. It's My Party, I Can Cry If I Want To?

n/t

[wndycty]

3. Thompson Twins "Lies"

Lies, lies, lies!

[C_U_L8R]

4. I'm A Loser

[alvis]

14. Even has a clip from poppy

I'm a driver, I'm a winner, things are going to change.

:evilgrin:

[LiberalEsto]

5. "Jailhouse Rock"

or maybe "We Are Not Men" by Devo

[Weembo]

6. Sweet

[Mabus]

7. Ave Maria

since the little chimp is so religious, I think it should be in that genre.

[Zen Democrat]

8. "I'm A Creep"

[Name removed]

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[AntiCoup2K4]

10. How about a little Ac/Dc - SHOT DOWN IN FLAMES

:evilgrin:

[lakeguy]

11. another one bites the dust!

[proud patriot]

12. *E*V*I*L* by paris

:headbang:

[lanparty]

13. "If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough!!!"

Straight from "Dumbass: The Movie!!!"

The song sung at Kerry headquarters should be "We Will Rock You".

[Digit]

15. Na Na Na Na...Na Na Na Na....Hey Hey Hey....Goodbye

[henslee]

16. The End by the doors? Enjoy yourself, its later than u think -Specials?

[NAO]

36. The End -The Doors (with slightly modified lyrics)

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of DICK CHENEY'S hand
In a...desperate land

Lost in a LIBERAL...wilderness of pain
And all the VOTERS are insane
All the VOTERS are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

...

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end.

[sunnybrook]

17. Nowhere Man

[jimshoes]

18. Already Gone

nt

[d_b]

19. Black flag's "Nervous Breakdown"

[Longhorn]

20. "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" with apologies to Elton!

Music by Elton John
Lyrics by Bernie Taupin
Available on the album Caribou



I can't light no more of your darkness (well, actually, I never really tried)
All my pictures seem to fade to black and white
I'm growing tired and time stands still before me
Frozen here on the ladder of my life (Poppy has no place left to put me!)

Too late to save myself from falling
I took a chance and changed your way of life (for the worse)
But you misread my meaning when I met you
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light

Don't let the sun go down on me
Although I search myself, it's always someone else I see (to blame)
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free (if that much!)
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me (at least, that's what if felt all the other times I lost everything!)

I can't find, oh the right romantic line (and I used to be so charming!)
But see me once and see the way I feel
Don't discard me just because you think I mean you harm (there are plenty of other reasons to discard me!)
But these cuts I have they need love to help them heal (too bad my mama doesn't love me!)

[Name removed]

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[givemebackmycountry]

21. OH SHIT...

THIS IS SO EASY...

That song that Denis Leary did in one of his acts.

"I'm an asshole"

Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me,
About you,
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests,
About that special feelting we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver,
Maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon,
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe,
With a regular job.
I'm your average white,
Suburbanite slob.
I like football, and porno, and books about war.
I've got an average house,
With a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car,
My feet on the table,
With a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough,
To keep a man like me interested,
Oh no, no way, uh uhh.
No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone elses expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,

I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped People, make handicapped faces,

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable,
Hot Pink!
With whale skin hub caps,
An all leather cow interior,
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby,
At 115 miles per hour,
Getting one mile per gallon,
Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers.
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag,
And then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side,
And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it,
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words, Nuclear Fucking Weapons OK.
Russia, Germany, Romania,
They can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cake,
Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square,
And it won't make a lick of difference,
Because we got the bombs OK!
John Wayne's not dead,
He's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke.
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off,
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times,
That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the duke,
And John Cassavetes,
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah,
And a case of whiskey,
And drive down to Texas,
And,
(hey, Hey, You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal,
You know the whole time I thought I was that asshole,
And it turns out it was him,
What an Asshole

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A, SS, HO, LE
Everybody,
A, SS, HO, LE

I'm an asshole, and I'm Proud of it!

[GreenPoet64]

23. "I'm leaving on a jet plane "

[Czolgosz]

24. If Reagan picked "Born in the USA" (without understanding the lyrics)

Bush could choose between either of these two:
http://nyc.indymedia.org/usermedia/video/11/ComeToThis.mov
http://www.looptvandfilm.com/blog/angry.mov

[msongs]

25. I'm Down by the Beatles or I'M Going Down for the Third time by the...

Msongs
Riverside Ca

[telstar]

26. "Cryin' Time"

i'm betting george w. likes his country & western, so...

"cryin' time" by buck owens and his buckaroos

[shraby]

27. It's Howdy Doody Time, it's Howdy Doody Time/

[newyawker99]

53. Hi telstar!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[carpetbagger]

28. "Bin Laden" by Immortal Technique.

Makes Mosh look like a public service announcement on The Lawrence Welk Show.

[CityHall]

29. CCR - "Fortunate Son" or Duran Duran - Someone Else Not Me

Duran Duran - Someone Else Not Me

I guess you've known it for a while
But, I'm in trouble
I only want to see you smile
And I burst this bubble
The hardest thing is to let go
...
But it's not defeat
When you set somebody free
And I know you're meant to be yourself
With someone else, not me


From F911, Theme from The Greatest American Hero:

"Look at what's happened to me, I can't believe it myself. Suddenly I'm up on top of the world, it should've been somebody else."

[Norbert]

30. Running on Empty

[HR_Pufnstuf]

31. "Mistakenly Voted Republican" by Summer Droit

"Mistakenly Voted Republican" by Summer Droit

1st song here:
http://www.soundclick.com/stations/stations.cfm?id=107649

[NAO]

32. Cheap Trick - AUF WIEDERSEHEN!

Au revoir, auf wiedersehen
You won’t see another morning
You won’t see another evening
Good night
Buenos noches o senor
Senorita see ya later
Buenos noches bye-bye
There are many here among us
You feel that life is a joke
And for you we sing this final song
For you there is no hope
Sayonara oh suicide hari kari
Kamikaze you won’t
See another evening
Goodbye
Bye-bye so long, farewell
See you later....suicide
Suicide
Suicide
Suicide

[NAO]

33. Appropriate for *, Another Cheap Trick - Dream Police

The dream police, they live inside of my head.
The dream police, they come to me in my bed.
The dream police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no.

You know that talk is cheap, and those rumors ain't nice.
And when I fall asleep I don't think I'll survive the night, the night.

'Cause they're waiting for me.
They're looking for me.
Every single night.
They're driving me insane.
Those men inside my brain.

The dream police, they live inside of my head.
(Live inside of my head.)
The dream police, they come to me in my bed.
(Come to me in my bed.)
The dream police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no.

Well, I can't tell lies, 'cause they're listening to me.
And when I fall asleep, bet they're spying on me tonight, tonight.

'Cause they're waiting for me.
They're looking for me.
Every single night.
They're driving me insane.
Those men inside my brain.

I try to sleep, they're wide awake, they won't leave me alone.
They don't get paid to take vacations, won't let me alone.
They spy on me, I try to hide, they won't let me alone.
They persecute me, they're the judge and jury all in one.

'Cause they're waiting for me.
They're looking for me.
Every single night.
They're driving me insane.
Those men inside my brain.

The dream police, they live inside of my head.
The dream police, they come to me in my bed.
The dream police, they're coming to arrest me.

[goclark]

34. Mosh by M&M

It has so many nice things to say about the Chimp -LOL

http://mosh.eminem.com/video/

[intheflow]

35. Springsteen's "I'm Goin' Down"

I'm sure The Boss would approve the use of the song by B/C for that final campaign umph!

[doni_georgia]

52. That's what I was think too

Kerry in a landslide!

[CitySky]

37. "Who Would Jesus Bomb?"

David Novaks (sp?)

[CitySky]

38. or else just,

"Turn Out the Lights, the Party's Over..."

[BootinUp]

39. Black Sabbath - Paranoid

[Gregorian]

40. I'm a Conservative----- by Iggy Pop

I used to lead a quiet life
In fact it was a bare existence
I passed out on many floors
I don't do that any more

Hello my friends
Is everybody happy?
Hey look me over
Lend me an ear
I'm a conservative

I like the small black marks on my hands
I'm a conservative
I like the crazy girls that I screw
Hey I know them all well

And when I run out of bread I laugh
All the way to the bank
Sometimes I pause for a drink
Conservatism ain't no easy job

I smile in the mornings
I live without a care
Nothing is denied me
And nothing ever hurts

I got bored so I'm making my millions
When you're conservative you get a better break
You're always on the rigltt side
When you're conservative

You walk with pride
Pride is on your side
Pride pride pride
Is on our side
Oh boy
Pride is on our side

I like my beer
I like my bread
I love my girl
I love my head

I'm in the clear man
I'm in the dear
Because I'm a conservative
I'm a conservative
I really am
Ohyeslam

And it would mean so much to me
If you would only be like me
Yes it could mean so much to me

Hey look me over
Lend me an ear
I'm a conservative

[DefenseLawyer]

41. Happy Trails

Motherfucker

[gemlake]

42. "Mean and Evil" by BB King

[robmc88]

43. This is true ...Its "Final Countdown"

By Europe....Lame...
Also funny considering its the final countdown to his days in office. That dumb dick.

[Rebellious Republican]

44. Lawyers, Guns and Money Lyrics - Warren Zevon

Well, I went home with the waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians, too

I was gambling in Havana
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money
Dad, get me out of this

I'm the innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck
Between the rock and the hard place
And I'm down on my luck
And I'm down on my luck
And I'm down on my luck

Now I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
The shit has hit the fan

Send lawyers, guns and money...

[Sparkle]

45. "Bitch Better Have My Money"

:-)

[npincus]

46. "George of the Jungle"

watch out for that treeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

[CitySky]

48. hee hee hee

[npincus]

47. or how about "Meet Me in Fallujah"

[Mabus]

49. Better than "Meet me with a Falafah"

[BuelahWitch]

50. "Hit the Road Jack"

"..dontcha come back no more, no more, no more, no more..."

[exliontamer]

51. "I Kill Children" - The Dead Kennedys (more)

"Mr. Bad Example" - Warren Zevon
"War Pigs" - Black Sabbath
"No Feelings" - Sex Pistols
"Strawman" - Lou Reed
"My Name Is Mud" - Primus

Shit, almost forgot...

"American Jesus" - Bad Religion

[elehhhhna]

54. bowies' I'm Afraid of AMerica