Your Theories: What will George W. Bush be doing this time next year?

[manic]

Me, I'm thinking this or sweeping up in a minimum security prison.

[Yogi]

1. Time, I hope!

n/t

[Quadrajet]

2. Greeter at Wal-Mart.

[Sean Reynolds]

3. 10-20 years?

[chemp]

4. Denial

Denying he made any mistakes
Denying he lost the election.
Denying that he's in prison.
Denying that he knows his roommate, Bubba, in the biblical way.

[LibLover]

5. Rehab

[mia]

6. Timbers"R"Us

[4morewars]

7. Getting raped in prison ?

gang raped.

[priapis]

8. a fifth a day at least.

[Dukakis88]

9. Taste-tester in a pretzel factory.

I hope.

[Was_Immer]

10. He owes Cheney alot

probably will become his man servant

haha

[Robeson]

11. Working at a used cars dealership....

...sucking farts out of used car seats.

[Birthmark]

12. He'll still be President

He'll only be President of his ranch, after all, it's not like Rove and the Gang are going to tell him he lost. And he doesn't read the paper, watch TV, or have any other contact with reality. So, he'll be still Presidentin'; just no one will pay attention.

[ever_green]

13. Snorting coke.

or in prison, I hope so.

[Guava Jelly]

14. locked up at abu gahraheebbbbbaaaa

or how ever he trys to say it

[cornermouse]

15. As long as he's out of the White House, who cares.

[mahina]

16. He'll be a Sunday morning televangelist

where he can use his special gift, bullshitting gullible -er- individuals.
He's already got the fake tears coming on according to another thread.
Not much of a stretch for him...or maybe he will volunteer with habitat for humanity and work around the world for peace- nah.
More likely he'll get on the board of directors of some polluting industries and take hefty speaking fees to talk the freepers down.

[doni_georgia]

17. Drivin' his pickup on the ranch fetchin' Barney from hollow logs chasin'

armadillos

[JennC]

18. Working on Jebs campaign.. working HARD cutting brush.. hard work..hard.

[Aunt Anti-bush]

19. Mending his fences.

and steering clear of those scary horses... :)

[obiwan]

20. He will be making my next license plate.

[Historic NY]

21. killing his liver!!!!!!! With more JD!!!!!!!!

[Edmond Dantes]

22. He will be weaving baskets at the Ronald Reagan Hospital...

for the Criminally Insane.

It's the only way to avoid capital punishment for his war crimes.

[Catfight]

23. He'll still be on trial for his war crimes and outing a CIA operative. nt

[The empressof all]

24. Playing Golf

He'll be moving to Palm Springs to improve his game and will have occasional speaking engagements at Promise Keeper rallys.