Just saw Scarborough with an almost entirely red map! Help!!

[Nancy Waterman]

I only tuned in for a moment and saw him describing this scene of Bush absolutely winning. Have I missed something? Have the polls shifted? He 's freaked me out. Are there any new battleground polls anyone has seen? And who was that wicked witch moderating the show? I can't stand MSNBC!!

[Lex]

1. Repeat after me:

"I will NOT believe ANYthing Joe Scarborough says."

[ksoze]

2. Ignore it....Masterbation for the neo's

[Brundle_Fly]

3. Scarborough

hasnt been truthful ever during this campaign, its not even spinning, its outright fabrications. I dunno how he stays on the air.

[Sagan]

4. don't watch MSNBC

Do you take Candy Crowley seriously? Bill Schneider? Novak??

They're media whores. Their JOB is to prop up Chimpco to save the huge tax breaks their corporations enjoy. That's not a conspiracy theory, that is DIRECT CAUSE AND EFFECT FACT.

[Mojambo]

5. You know,

You really shouldn't be watching cable opinion if you can't handle it.

It's dangerous.

[howgroovy]

6. That man

is unwatchable

[sonicx]

7. cable news is bad for you

[tridim]

18. Maybe we should start a "Just say NO!" to cable news campaign

after Kerry wins. Treat it like the dangerous drug that it is.

[sonicx]

21. i agree. we seem to have a number of addicts

we can help them. :)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Oh, for Pete's sake, it's freakin' "Dead Intern" Scarborough!

What the hell else would you expect? He's full of qaqaa, and he will look like the total ass he is after next Tuesday.

[MockSwede]

25. Translation of Signature Line?

Who's nuts?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

29. Translation:

Grab them by the balls; their hearts and minds will follow.

[MockSwede]

33. Latin

My GOD! It looks beautiful in Latin and it FEELS so powerful in my fist! Yanking until it rips their hearts out! Most have not minds.

Now, what do we do with the ladies? Or, is this a suggestion FOR the ladies; which makes better sense!

Love it.

Thanks for translation. My 16yo daughter will appreciate this one. She's been following these national events since Sept 2000. Look out James Carville, the next generation is here!

[novadem]

9. I think that witch is

Laura Ingram

[Shadow30]

10. Its all lies,there is no spinning there just lies

n/t

[Teaser]

11. Are you insane?

Let me ask again: Are you insane?

Because that's the only reason I could see you actually believing a map on Scarborough Country.

Jesus Christ, Fuck's sake, the Fucking Whiner's Brigade on this board will be the death of us all.

[Elwood P Dowd]

12. He had chimp winning Florida by 8-9 points.

Said the election would be over by 9:00 PM Tuesday.

[featherman]

13. My remote is quick.... but never quicker than it is when flipping away

from the image of Joe Scarborough. Doubt if he has uttered a single syllable that I have heard in the past 6 weeks.

No JOE!!!!

[MileHiStealth]

14. I think that was Laura Ingrams ...

I've seen people mention her here. I watched
for a bit, but there was something screatchy
about her voice that started making my brain
hurt, like it was getting cooked from the inside
out, so I turned "it" off and headed over here ...

[kerry2win]

15. VCR set record

I need another tv so I can record both fox and scarboro and LMAO tuesday night.I'll may be watching it over and over again all november.

[snowbear]

16. Nancy,

You don't need us to help. You just need help from your channel changer! ;)

:cry: <--- Scarborough is just worried like the rest of em'

[dennis4868]

17. are you sure....

THE RED WAS NOT HIS INTERN'S BLOOD?

[Doctor_J]

19. the little button on your remote

it's probably either red or has the symbol |/O on it. Press it, and joey intern killer will disappear from your view.

[Nancy Waterman]

23. I love you all!!!

Thank you!! I hardly ever watch MSNBC. I just stumbled on it while CNN had a commercial break, and it was just incredible. Like an alternative universe. Yes, I think that was Laura Ingram. She was horrifying. She is right up there with Ann Coulter in utter diabolicalness. I think CNN isn't much better, but it is bearable some of the time.

"Just Say No" is a brilliant idea.


I probably should just stick with The Daily Show and South Park.

Thanks again for the rescue.

[billyoc]

38. That's the stuff.

Between DU and The Daily Show, that's all the news that's fit to print. :)

[derbstyron]

20. He just gets excited

The thought of Bush winning is the only thing that gets him off.
Well, other than killing interns, of course.

[Mr_Spock]

22. "Hide thread" for me. C'mon with this posting Scarface crap - he's a puke!

No more Scarface crap OK?

[Clinton Crusader]

24. he's a shithead - turn it OFF!

:puke:
:kick:

[Renew Deal]

26. He's full of shit.

Ignore and move on.

[sampsonblk]

27. And you're SURPRISED???

Laura Ingraham said on her radio show that she was only going to host for Scarborough because Bush needs all the media time he can get, and she said she was going to go on TV to do her part to get Bush elected.

[Joe Turner]

28. All the guests were Repukes

That show was for all intents and purposes an RNC infomerical. It demonstrates just how desperate the republicans are in this election to run a talk show with nothing but wall to wall Bush Shills.

And Laura Ingram is about as sophomoric and juvenile as they come. It’s like she never out-grew her high school cheerleading days.

[rndmprsn]

30. zogby just called it for kerry

...if you haven't seen the 100 other posts then here it is...

[cynatnite]

31. I was temporarily confused by the voice

but as soon as I realized what channel it was on, I quickly changed it. Whew! It was close, let me tell you.

I can handle MSNBC, but scarebrow is on my zero tolerance list.

[hatrack]

32. Oh puhleeze - Scabburrow Country?

Yeah, Killer Joe can blather on about any old bullshit he wants. Maybe next he'll relate Tales of the Sasquatch, or perhaps how the UN controls our behavior through the fillings in our teeth.

And if he wants to prance around naked smeared in Crisco jacking off on an electoral vote map on national television, that's his pustulent little gig, now isn't it?

[On the Road]

34. Have You Missed Something?

No, SCARBOROUGH has missed something. Like the mood of the electorate across the entire country.

[gulfcoastliberal]

35. Scarbrough is a disgusting human being. Note the beady shifty eyes.

I live in the same town as him and knew his brother in law at my previous job. This is the girl scumborough married after divorcing his wife right after he won reelection. The media here cut a deal with him where he resigns and they don't publish the stories. Then there's Lori Klausitis (sp?), an intern found dead of a suspicious head wound in his ft walton office.

www.allhatnocattle.com has his info

[npincus]

36. that's GOP strategy- demoralize the opponent so they stay home on Nov.2

as in a rainy day... aw, gee, why go out on this lousy day if Kerry's gonna lose anyway.

Buck up, Nancy! (my name's Nancy, too) Let's summon some Nancy-Power and dismiss such thoughts! Remember, the corporations that own cable media DO NOT want Kerry to win.

Cheers!

[Love Bug]

37. Consider the source!

Scarborough has chosen the blue pill and only sees his own reality where Boosh wins in a landslide, abortion is banned, religious extremists rewrite the constitution and women and blacks know their place.

Every time you see Scarborough and his ilk in the new few days, repeat to yourself the following: "Kerry in a landslide!" Keep repeating until you feel better.

Namaste!