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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 09:28 AM
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"Wolf" exchange between myself and a snotty co-worker.
He strolls over to my desk to make "idle chit chat" about how spectacular a President George W. Bush is (this is usually right before telling me that he jammed an entire 1987 Pontiac into his floppy drive and needs my help). Anyhow, he apparently thinks that that the "Wolves" ad is the most devestating piece of political advertising since the dawn of time.

Idiot: So, did you see the new "Wolves" ad?
Me: Yep, I sure did.
Idiot: What do you think?
Me: Well, the 6 billion thing was distorted, but otherwise I liked it.
Idiot: (taken aback) Really?
Me: Yep, I hope they play it all the time.
Idiot: Wow, so. . . I didn't expect to hear that from you.
Me: Absolutely. It's so hokey and stupid, I hope they blow all thier cash on it.
Idiot: Well - what? No, I guess you didn't understand the ad.
Me: Sure I did, but it's nothing NEW.
Idiot: What do you mean?
Me: Well, come on. It's not like this is the first time Bush people have cried wolf.

He left at that point. I would have to assume that his floppy drive is still quite jammed.
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stray cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 09:29 AM
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1. Excellent job on your part.
nt
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 09:32 AM
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4. Why thank you. I think the "Crying Wolf" meme is worth populating.
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 09:30 AM
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2. Ask your friend
If he feels safer now that bush gave the wolves 350 tons of high explosives.
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 09:32 AM
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5. That would require him to read facts. He sucks at that.
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 09:32 AM
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3. Thank you for a much needed morning giggle
You zinged him royally AND left the 87 Pontiac in the floppy drive for him to deal with. Ruined his Monday morning and made mine MUCH better.
:D :toast:
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 09:33 AM
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6. It's a Pontiac 4000 LE, too. Big bastard of a car.
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JuniorPlankton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 09:33 AM
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7. Good job
Not that a nut job can change his views.

:kick:
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TexasChick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 09:38 AM
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8. Don't these tards get it?!!! This is the dumbest ad ever! Geez, don't
these chimp supports know humility?


Jennifer



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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 09:46 AM
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9. Way to go!
:yourock:
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CrispyQ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 09:50 AM
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10. Thanks for the great Monday morning laugh!!
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