If Bush & Kerry Were Types Of Music, What Types Would They Be?

[THUNDER HANDS]

I'd say Kerry would be classical music and Bush would be whatever sound a kazoo makes.

Your thoughts?

[grannylib]

1. Kerry would be a blend of the best of the best: classical, classic rock,

folk, ethnic...just like America is SUPPOSED to be.

Bush would be elevator muzak...not real music, and that stolen from others. Stuff that USED to be good and is now bastardized trash not worth listening to.

[Lilli]

Yup.

my thoughts exactly :)

[Proud2BAmurkin]

30. Yep. And Bush* would be yodeling

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[AP]

2. Bush is the Everly Brothers. Kerry is Ray & Dave Davies meets Tom Rush.

By the way, that's Linda Eastman in this picture before she dated Paul McCartney.

[tomfodw]

3. Bush: A very bad country song; Kerry the coolest of cool jazz

I like some country music, but Bush would be one of those horrible post-9/11 "America is the best woo-hoo and anyone who doesn't snap to attention and sign up to kill ragheads is a traitor" exploitation songs.

[Eurobabe]

4. bush=country, kerry = classic

[blitzen]

37. don't badmouth country! Bush=disco n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Cute puppies! Not scary!

Kerry = Mozart.
Bush = Manilow. :puke:

[candy]

6. Sinatra answered the question for me!

Bush---"My Way"

Kerry--"You Make Me Feel So Young"

[Diana52]

7. Musica types

Bush is a "diddy"

Senator Kerry is an anthem!

I said so!

[Kierkegaard]

8. I'd say specifically:

Bush* = Billy Ray Cyrus; dolt. One hit wonder.
Kerry = Mozart; intelligent, intense, but playful.

[Mabus]

9. Bush = scratch on chalk board/ Kerry = Northern Drum at pow wows

[DBoon]

10. Kerry = "classic rock"

Beatles, The Who, the better of Led Zepplin, maybe even Jethro Tull. Strong, refined, complex with a populist twing. The 1960's in their more thoughtful moments.

Bush = "2nd rate country music". Superficial, derivative, provincial

On Edit:

Bush = Pat Boone, a mediocrity who made his money covering real rock-and-roll, sanitizing it for scared white suburban parents. Has produced nothing of musical value for decades, but still believs he can speak for the real America

[evilqueen]

49. ditto

Bush would be country remakes of classic rock songs... and they would suck and make you scream at the radio "Oh WHYYYYYY did you fuck up that song??"

[IowaGuy]

11. Bush would be Muzak played on accordion...

over and over and over and over and over and over and over....you get the idea...

Kerry would be an eclectic mix of the music of America...jazz, American classical rock and classics from Copland and Dvorak mixed in...

[ZombieNixon]

12. Bush is

Six-inch fingernails scratching a rusty metal chalkboard in hell. Kerry is Mozart, intelligent, articulate, and always with a surprise just around the corner.

Alternately, Bush is Bloodhound Gang's "I Hope You Die," but this is a good song, so I wouldn't insult it by comparing it to Bush.

[Z_I_Peevey]

13. Bush is a warped 45 of

Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds' "Don't Pull Your Love Out on Me, Baby." Played on a Lil Tykes record player. At 78 rpm. Outside, in the rain.

Kerry is Sam & Dave's "Don't Pull Your Love."

[ZombieNixon]

14. Sorry

dupe post 'cuz of posting error

[sonicx]

15. Kerry is Bruce Springstein, bush is Britney Spears.

[THUNDER HANDS]

17. SpringsTEEN

Not Stein. He's not Jewish, even though his name might make you think so. :D

[undercover_brother]

27. You can keep Britney Spears' Bush

[WatchWhatISay]

16. bush would be a karioke act

lyrics piped in and he just moves the mouth - Nilly Vanilly (sp?)style

Kerry would be a Woodstock concert

[IowaGuy]

18. Har!!!! good one...

[City Lights]

19. Kerry: smooth jazz. The chimp: off key. eom

[Mikimouse]

20. Kerry would be the Little G minor Fugue personified...while

* would be the off key version of Handel's Messiah, sung by the cast from MAD TV.

[Skittles]

21. Bush - kazoo on a loudspeaker

Kerry - classic rock

[kohodog]

34. With Feedback!

[Skittles]

38. yeah

from his own receiver

[troubleinwinter]

22. "on The Oprah Winfrey Show while campaigning for President...

... in year 2000, George W. Bush was asked by Oprah what his favorite song was. He said: "Wake Up Little Susie" (1957)

John Kerry has said that he is a Rolling Stones and Beatles fan.

[Mad_Dem_X]

46. Kerry is The Beatles...

* is Milli Vanilli.

[redstateblues]

23. Bush = Elvis Impersonator

[Pithy Cherub]

24. * is the musical equivalent of

Rosanne Barr screeching the national anthem. Bush should spend the next 4 years as a roadie for eminmem...

[neoSattva]

25. Good & Bad

You know which is which

[NNadir]

26. I've never actually heard a Brittany Spears song; but she and Wayne Newton

could possibly compete for being Bush.

Kerry is that piece of music you need to hear (and there are many such pieces) to keep you living.

[against all enemies]

28. Bush - mille vanille type. Lip syncing someone else's work.

[MrSlayer]

29. Kerry is Led Zeppelin, Bush is calliope music.

Led Zeppelin is equal parts hard and soft, always with soul and always brilliant.

Calliope music is silly, meaningless and for the entertainment of children and those with childish minds.

[Ms.Victory]

31. Hmmmmmm.

Bush = PUNK Rock,Polka,Honky-Tonk.


Kerry is Contemporary,Smooth,a Beautiful Symphony.

[AntiCoup2K4]

39. Hey! Don't insult Punk Rock like that

OK, keeping it on the Punk theme then......

Kerry =

Junior =

[jmowreader]

32. Bush is "The Minuet in G"

In The Sound of Music, the swindler Professor Harold Hill came to River City to sell the townsfolk instruments and uniforms for a boy's band. Professor Hill can't read music, he can't play and he's come up with a new way to learn to play called "The Think System." Apparently, if you think long and hard enough about The Minuet in G, you can play The Minuet in G even though you don't know the fingerings for your instrument. (And when they finally got the band together to play The Minuet in G, it sounded as bad as you'd expect.)

So Bush is The Minuet in G.

Kerry is The Ride of the Valkyries--power and finesse in the same piece.

[tibbir]

33. Kerry would be really cool jazz.

Bush would be that magical tune he makes over his toilet after he's had too much to drink.

[belle]

35. Kerry is John Lennon, Bush is Ted Nugent crossed w/Milli Vanilli

[Zen Democrat]

36. Kerry: The Beatles ----- Bush: Alvin and the Chipmunks

[idiosyncratic]

45. Perfect! n/t

[Mad_Dem_X]

47. Yes! I like that one better than mine

:evilgrin:

[Shopaholic]

40. Bush's theme song should be the song from Deliverance

Dueling Banjos.

Kerry would be classical guitar.

[Clinton Crusader]

41. *-idiotic rambling country music///JK - Abbey Road-his fave LP

I gotta love this guy! It's kismet! His initials are JFK and his fave album is Abbey Road, which is my favortie LP. Im a Beatles fanatic and Abbey Road is my all time fave of everything..I almost passed out when I found out his fav LP was AR....
:-)

:kick:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

42. Bush is the music of Joseph Pujol, dubbed "Le Petomane"

http://www.johnbarber.com/pujol.html

Frenchman Joseph Pujols was the toast of Europe in the 19th Century, attracting royalty and the rich and famous to his unique musical performances on the stage in Paris. Early in his life, Pujol discovered the ability to draw air into his anal cavity and blow it out, forming musical notes that sounded like symphonic farting. He could play operatic pieces and national anthems out of his ass.

What was the theme music of the film "Bedtime For Bonzo"? I would have liked Pujol to give Bush a royal performance out his ass for the Chimp.

[MazeRat7]

43. Bush-White Noise. Kerry-Classical

[NDFan]

44. Bush - Kid Bop

You know, those compilation CDs of the biggest current hits covered by little kids?

Kerry - classic rock.

[democrat in Tallahassee]

48. bush is dueling banjos

[The Jacobin]

50. Bush is the Benny Hill Theme Song

Zany

[Shadow30]

51. Bush is a Barry Manlow song...

....Kerry is Charlie Parker brilliant,inticate.