Crossfire audience CRACKS UP LAUGHING at wolf ad.

[Proud2BAmurkin]

LOL

[Lilli]

1. Seriously?

That rocks! :)

[RevCheesehead]

2. They're sending out Puppies!!! What's next- Garfield the cat??

Paul B. is on FIRE today!!!

[Proud2BAmurkin]

3. derisive chortles

HAHAHAHA

[Warpy]

4. How about some DETAILS

for those of us who aren't near TV sets with cable and who are sick of posts that tell us nothing?

[RevCheesehead]

10. Sure...

The repug. guest host (I don't know him) began trumpeting the new repug ad. They showed a clip of the ad, and people in the audience started LAUGHING!!!

The guy kept trying to say how powerful this ad was, and Paul Begala started crying "The puppies are coming! The puppies are coming!" As the guy kept insisting it was a powerful attack on Kerry's lack of credibility on terrorism, Paul said "These are PUPPIES!!! What's next, Garfield the Cat?"

[aden_nak]

16. Maybe Jon shamed him into telling the truth for a moment.

[Homerr]

83. Jon Stewart as White House spokesman in Kerry admin? ;-)

[bread_and_roses]

21. PERFECT!

thank you thank you for that account - made my day:). I hope every protestor chants "the puppies are coming" at the unelected little fraud's next appearance...and his handlers' too.

[SammyWinstonJack]

22. LMBO!

Bring on the puppies.

[Sugarbleus]

67. Damn!! I missed that program........grrr Sounds like it was a

really good one for a change. "The puppies are coming." Heeheh

[belle]

81. Excellent.

[swag]

5. Poop hits Tucker Carlson's pants

[JimmyJazz]

6. the PUPPIES are coming!!!! the PUPPIES are coming!!!

[montana500]

7. aaarroooooooooooo!!!!! arf arf!

nm

[MoJoWorkin]

11. Thank you so much for those adorable pups

I was getting a bit overdosed on all those cat pics here on DU all the time.:thumbsup:

[CatWoman]

HEY!!!!!!!!

what you got against cats!!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!

[MoJoWorkin]

20. Nothing, but Dogs need equal time

Ever heard of a guard cat, or a police cat, or a seeing-eye cat? They also use dogs to find people trapped in collapsed buildings--need I go on?
I happen to love dogs--like you do cats.
I don't mind it at all if you love your cats.
I would just like to see more dogs

[CatWoman]

26. but cats are fluffy

:D

[Pepperbelly]

55. cats are okay ... you, Catwoman, are GREAT ... but ...

cats and dogs are different.

Dogs are your friend. If you want to eat, they are down with that. If you want to play, they are down with that. If you want to sleep, they're already there. If you need to kick someone's ass, they're down with it.

Or bury a body.

Your dog is down with whatever.

Cats? Not so much. As you noted, they are fluffy. :D

[TankLV]

58. Of course , there is that small ability to control vermin of all sorts.

I have a few of each - dogs & cats - love them all.

Boy people are awful touchy around here tonite!

I've got a nice LARGE bottle of GOOD Chianti - drinks are on me (it was also payday PLUS I got another unexpected windfall from my Mom's estate from 1996! - they were searching for me since she passed away!)

[Nightjock]

85. LOL

[Bongo Prophet]

32. Love my dog and cat friends- they always got along well

Just a note- our cats saved our lives by warning us of a mattress fire.

Our calicos protect us from Ashcroft, who fears them!!! HA!

If raised right, they each have their strengths and get along great with each other, even better than we do here on DU! :P


:toast:

[MidwestMomma]

38. The calicos are coming, the calicos are coming!

I'd love to see an ad with a herd of calicos chasing the Ashcroft!

Maybe Ashcroft should start screening our cargo holds...for CALICOS!

[txindy]

54. Nice pic! It looks like 'Alien' is trying to burst out of Jr.'s forehead.

I wonder why? There's so much room to move around in there, why would the Alien leave? Maybe it doesn't like the echoes every little noise makes? :evilgrin:

[sofa king]

36. Your wish is my command, MoJoWorkin.

[tomfodw]

44. I'm so frightened!

Save me from the fucking giant cockapoos, George W. Bush!

Funniest thing I've seen all day (other than Fafblog).

[Kipepeo]

48. this is the funniest thing i've seen

in a long long time.

Thank You

:thumbsup:

[Neecy]

57. omigod!

I LOVE the fucking giant cockapoo. Brilliant!

[Karenina]

68. OH MY SIDES!!!

Cant type....tküpsaäü.. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA1111

[dscret_2001]

69. Your wish is my command, MoJoWorkin

Sofa King Thats is freakin GREAT!!!

[Touchdown]

37. 20/20 did an expose on seeing eye cats.

They questioned whether or not they were up to the job.

Videos of blind people falling off of brick walls, crawling over rooftops, an dashing across the street when the light turns green for the cross-traffic were hilarious...but not as much as all those blind people in that tree with dogs barking up it.:evilgrin:

[spooky3]

84. Hey! My cat once saved me from having a flooded basement!

He woke me up in the early AM and after being thrown out of the room kept scratching at the door till I followed him down to the basement to find a broken water heater spraying water everywhere.

[Arkana]

61. I love dogs...

I have a Welsh Springer Spaniel and a black Lab...they're the greatest pets on the face of the earth. I don't like cats--probably because they hate me.

[HuskerDem]

79. Ever seen a cat chase a ball you only pretend to throw?

Ever seen a cat chewing on used underwear?
Ever had to dig a cats nose out of your guests crotch?
Ever had to hose down a cat after it dug under the fence to go roll in a $#it pile somewhere?
Ever had to peel a cat off your leg to keep it from trying to hump you?

Want to see more dogs? Try a dog site.

[sangh0]

86. Calm down there!

MJW referred to *CATS*, not catWOMEN!!!

:-)

[JimmyJazz]

18. my pleasure

:hi:

[Cheswick2.0]

46. why do you hate democrats?

Everyone knows that cats are symbolic democrats

[MoonRiver]

29. Awwwwww,

now that's just as cute as it gets!

[Atman]

8. Begala said they should have a heard of PET GOATS!

What a comeback! LOL!

BITCHSLAP CITY TODAY!

[Bullshot]

34. Or maybe a herd of sheep, blindly following a shepherd

with his walking stick.

[Shoeempress]

9. Is the ad's message, Vote Bush, He drowns puppies.

[Birthmark]

12. WOLF! WOLF!

Bwahahaa! That ad had my wife and I both laughing. Methinks they are desperate.

Seriously, we have nothing to fear but a second term for Bush. Actually, we don't even have to fear that since it has zero chance of happening.

[Bullshot]

35. A freeper who works with me came into my office today

and described the ad. He thought it was very "powerful." (That must be the buzzword Rush and the other right wing stooges are telling everyone to use.) Without seeing it, I reserved judgment.

After seeing it, all I see is more of this Bush-Cheney "we're gonna die" bullshit. And aren't those puppies cute?

Maybe it's "powerful" if you're auditioning for something on PeeWee Herman, or something.

[LizW]

59. Can you believe it?

After years of jokes about the terror alerts and "the boy who cried wolf", they actually produced an ad in which they literally cry wolf, using visuals of wolves??????

This, I believe, tops the ad where they clumsily used the piece of the homemade ad with Bush's face fading into Hitler's.

I swear, sometimes I think we've got a mole doing ad production in the Bush/Cheney campaign.

[Wendigo]

82. Bush gains face

This, I believe, tops the ad where they clumsily used the piece of the homemade ad with Bush's face fading into Hitler's.

Hitler's nickname was Wolf, and he cited them as his favorite animal. Coincidence?

[Sparkle]

13. I heard it too. The repuke on the right was surprised by it.

[dave123williams]

14. Nobody in the crossfire audience lives on a farm...

[girl gone mad]

62. A pack of coyotes was in my yard this morning.

It must have been an omen. I drove my son to school rather than having him wait at the bus stop with them hanging around.

The wolves in the comercial aren't near a farm, they're in the middle of a forest, and they look more beautiful than vicious.

[deutsey]

15. I've been working on a project and am totally clueless

Could someone describe this "wolf ad" that everyone is talking about?

Thanks!

[Kipepeo]

49. Wolves

Watch it on *'s site here: http://www.georgewbush.com/

They've been "holding" this one until the last minute because they thought it was so good. :D It's some shots of some wolves and a forest scene with a narrator lying (oh excuse me, I mean "purposefully misleading") about Kerry's voting record on defense/intelligence.

[cthrumatrix]

17. Oh Boy is This Great ...! Can't wait for Jon Stewart to weigh in....lol

[AnIndependentTexan]

19. Paul is starting to sound more and more like a Du'er cool

he asked what kool-aid they have been drinking

[union_maid]

23. How many times are they going to CRY WOLF????

Hmmmmm?????

[gordianot]

41. Sorry for my wolf post you got it first.

[Sparkly]

24. Second wolf from the right...

it's Wolf Blitzer.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

31. and Wolfowitz is the one in back with the comb in his mouth

[PerfectSage]

50. The wolf with the dildo up it's ass must be Bill O'Reilly

B/C No Mo’ Years :party::toast:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

25. Ralph Wolf always made me laugh

every time he went up against Sam the Sheepdog.

[lectrobyte]

27. It's pretty funny

God help me, I was curious, so I went here, and http://www.georgewbush.com/

watched it.

basically 30 seconds. Forest, trees, wolves sitting in field with female voice over of Kerry voted blah blah blah while those who wait to attack blah blah as wolves get up and run off in slow motion. Maybe if we used those wolf pups to go sniff out the WMDs. Bugs me to see animals used to symbolize the enemy, aren't wolves an endangered species as it is?

[deutsey]

30. Thanks for the link--what a lame ad

I also watched the Kerry "ostrich" ad. I'm no Kerry partisan (although I'm certainly voting for him on the 2nd), but I thought the ostrich ad was brilliant and really struck a chord with me.

Keep it up, Kerry! :thumbsup:

[democrat_patriot]

33. Just watched it. That's it?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

No wonder the crowd laughed. I was worried about it with all the chatter on the boards.

That was weeeeeaaaaakkkk!!!


The DNC ad is sooo much better. Yes, Bush is an Ostrich with his head in the sand.

[grace0418]

42. Thanks I just watched it.

That's the "POWERFUL" ad? Some huskies running around in the woods?! It looked more like an ad for SUVs or beer or maybe a PSA about forest fires or litter.

Maybe BushCo needs to lay off the loyalty oaths when they conduct focus groups to view these ads. Maybe then someone would've told them the truth. LOL! "Powerful" - give me a fucking break.

[TankLV]

60. They are powerful - FOR ME TO POOP ON!

nt

[MADem]

80. Thing is, THEY FOCUS GROUPED THIS AD TO DEATH!

They must have done it at a home for demented wingnuts, but they did it. I think that's where they got the "powerful" theme. Of course, who knows what other lameass shit they saw that day? An ad for the Oreck vaccuum cleaner is "powerful" when viewed against some of the tripe on TV. Wonder if Frank Luntz facilitated?

[DemocracyInaction]

28. As Ariana Huffington said "All Bush has to fear is the end of fear itself"

ohhhhhhhhhh so true.

[uppityperson]

39. I'm scared

I live in the woods and I bet they have wolves coming to eat me up. And the trees! If Bush wins, will he cut down my trees and make me safe?

[gordianot]

40. The best answer to this is.........

Bush is crying Wolf.......again!


Apologies to union_maid she got it first.

:crazy:

[sofa king]

43. More silliness.

I'm quickly learning how to drive something funny straight into the dirt.

[reality based]

45. Message to CNN

Hey CNN you've hit the trifecta! You have "Wolf" Blitzer, a mediocre newsreader- known to many as Judy "Woof-Woof"- and your projected winner, the Little Boy Who Cried "Wolf!" Isn't that puppy ad scary? Seriously why don't you stop hurting America and get rid of Crossfire, Bow-tie Boy, and Traitor Bob?

[Bluebear]

51. RB, welcome to DU!

[nostamj]

47. saw that. here's a button....

LEMMINGS
FOLLOW
PUPPIES!

[unblock]

52. cut by 6 BILLION DOLLARS? that's NOTHING!

wahh, $6BN, this guy ran up a $450bn DEFICIT, the total budget is around a TRILLION dollars and he's whining about one particular $6BN line item?

waahhh!!

[ThoughtCriminal]

53. When your base is sheep

wolves are scary.

[mitchum]

56. LOL!!! Excellent point

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

63. The scariest thing on that ad was G DUHbya

[Kimber Scott]

64. I think the wolves are awesome, beautiful, powerful creatures. And,

the forest... oh my God, being from central AZ that forest really gets to me. If only that narrator would shut the fuck up, it would be a great ad but, not for Bush - for the Sierra Club.

[DeepModem Mom]

65. kick

[punistation]

66. Video clip?

Any lil' video clip of the laughing audience?

[symbolman]

70. Here's my version of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"

I reworked the "Wolves" Bush Commercial because I couldn't stand this commercial being touted as THE big Bush Ad buy of the Century - so I created a Quicktime version that is more suitable - called "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" --

I think THIS ONE will take some of the swelling out of Chimpy's head..

I think it helps to bring up the fact that Bush sat on his ASS during 911 while the REAL WOLVES brought the world down.

Pass it around if you will - I'm still LOL over the giant cockapoo!

It would really be funny if Triump the Insult dog would do a bit on this commercial..

http://web.takebackthemedia.com/geeklog/public_html/staticpages/index.php?page=20041024021444898

[sofa king]

71. Now THAT kicks ass!

Fantastic work, symbolman. I aspire to your excellence.

[symbolman]

72. Thanks!

Here's a "Wolf" ad parody that really busted my gut.. too freaking funny :)

http://www.thepoorman.net/archives/003338.html#more

[Robeson]

73. Kick!

Great! :kick:

[Speed8098]

74. You did it again

I wish more of your vids would hit the mainstream.

Great, as usual.

Thanks

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

76. Triumph The Insult Dog and Defeat The Insult Chimp could go on tour

as a comedy duo after November 2nd.

[rocktivity]

89. So when are we going to see all the other stuff you've been working on?

Getting pretty close to deadline, you know!

;)
rocknation

[SillyGoose]

75. When I watched the ad on my computer

my 7 yo son walked by, saw the wolves and said "aw, they are so cute!" Good going, Shrub, we're so scared by the big bad wolves. Not.

[allalone]

77. 2 things

you could have used my cat Freddy as a guard cat. His other name was Flying Fists of Fury. He was one bad cat and I have the scars to prove it. Sadly, since we lived in the country in Calif. I think the coyotes or cougars might have got him, but I'll bet he marked them up pretty well.
Those wolves, so beautiful and just laying there minding their own business till they were startled and ran off in all directions. They are smart enough to know humans are dangerous. Funny thing about the narrator, my daughter told me a woman was talking through the whole thing and I swear I did not hear a word she said. Gee, really effective ad, eh?

[lessthanjake]

78. Pathetic

What a pathetic ad. Its not even very good.

[Protagoras]

87. God I hope they show this ad over and over.

It's hilarious and the "boy who cried wolf" jokes are going to be killer.

If this is the best they can do I'm gonna start feeling real good about this last week of the campaign.

AWOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[w4rma]

88. Has ANY political program on TV aired the Dem's counter ad w/ the ostrich?

Any of them?