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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:27 PM
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What will be *'s inappropriate joke for tonight's debate?
At the first one he joked about keeping his daughters on a leash, a bad joke after the Abu Ghraib mess. The second debate, * joked about who he would appoint to the Supreme Court. He wouldn't name anyone since he wanted to be sure and get their votes. Yes, there is an explaination for this dumb joke, but after the 2000 election scandal and being president due only to the Supreme Court, any joke near this topic isn't funny.

What do you think tonight's inappropriate joke will be about?
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happynewyear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:30 PM
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1. abu grape and O'Really
I hope to god he doesn't try using a phone ...

lol!

:D

:dem:
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jackstraw45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:47 PM
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12. Uh..that's "Aby Gar-reff" thank you very much - 4 MISpronunciations by *
Edited on Wed Oct-13-04 06:50 PM by jackstraw45
http://homepage.mac.com/dcaolo/.Music/abu_what.mp3

Or "Abu-Ga-rayb" or "Abu-Garum" or "Aby gara"

http://mp3.dubyaspeak.com/abu2.mp3

Or "abu-gareff"
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Kierkegaard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:32 PM
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2. Probably a polish joke, just so nobody forgets Poland again.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:32 PM
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3. Gay marriage.
Edited on Wed Oct-13-04 06:33 PM by terrya
That's always a big hoot for the phobes. I expect a tasteless joke about it.
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sonicx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:32 PM
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4. an abortion joke
he's already yucked it up about affirmative action at the UNITY conference. abortion is up next.
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The Chronicler Donating Member (678 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:33 PM
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5. what kinds of dogs are those?
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Bronco69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:34 PM
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6. Maybe his joke will go something like this:
Tonight's debate might seem like it is focused on foreign policy since most of my policies have been foreign to you.
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delete_bush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:41 PM
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7. I know a lot about domestic issues,
I know how hard they work, putting food on our family.
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DancingBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:43 PM
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8. "So a Protestant and a Jew walk into a bar..."

What, you were expecting something else???
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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:46 PM
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9. Heh heh heh ... and I'll bet Senator Kerry STILL thinks I own a timber
business!! Heh heh heh! Hey, Senator Kerry ... how about that wood? Never got an answer at the last debate! Heh heh heh ...



It's not a wrinkle, a back brace or a transmitter. It's just his lil' wings!
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CityHall Donating Member (332 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:46 PM
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10. "People on the internets think I'm wearing a wire"
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CornField Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:49 PM
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13. LMAO! I could hear him saying that one. eom
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CityHall Donating Member (332 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:47 PM
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11. Dupe
Edited on Wed Oct-13-04 06:47 PM by CityHall
posting error
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