Will chimpo joke about the wire tonight?

[Gabi Hayes]

I say yes.

[Arancaytar]

1. "And frankly,

These *insinuations* that I'm using unfair means in my --- bzzzzt - George, you idiot, what did I tell you about bringing up the wire in the debate? ---- Oops, shouldn't have repeated that part."

Slight rip-off of a cartoon I saw the other day. Can't find it now.


But if he really tries to be funny (in a 'need wood'/'looking for WMDs' kind of way), he'll say 'Testing, testing, 1,2,3, can you hear me Karl?'

[Ripley]

2. Of course!!!!!

The same way he got all folksy with his "scowl" remark in debate 2. That's his self-deprecation that makes him likeable, remember? I guarantee he will ask Kerry to feel his back or maybe take his jacket off and make a comment about it.

The thing is, what the hell can he say?????

Are you buycitgo? I remember those Bosch figurines...love em.

[Arancaytar]

3. He can't take his jacket off.

After all, who knows what's really under there?

[Gabi Hayes]

4. yes, I am.....forgot all logon stuff, and changed computers

haven't gotten back to skinner about it yet

this computer stuff is HARD

I work HARD at getting it, but sometimes it's just too HARD!

[Ripley]

5. LOL!

Is the pressure getting to you?

Don't forget about Poland!!

edit: I see your RIP now.

[Gabi Hayes]

6. Poland are learning about Bush

the PM was quoted as saying Bush took him for a ride, or something very close to that

why didn't Kerry remind him that Poland is pulling out?

[Gabi Hayes]

7. and can somebody pull up that excellent thread from yesterday

It was about Kerry bringing up daddy's having to go back on his read my lips quote, in order to deal with the "massive" deficit, which was about one FIFTH (?) what it is today

[Ripley]

9. Maybe he will tonight.

I hope Kerry has his boxing gloves on this time. He needs to slam the Stupidhead big time tonight. NO AGREEMENT KERRY PEOPLE, YOU GOT THAT? NONE OF THAT NICEY-POO SHIT!

[Jim Sagle]

13. Just like Bush Sr. should have.

[DrFunkenstein]

8. Not If Kerry Steals The Joke First

A nice joke about a pat down on the way to the debates would be a nice plus (and rob Busho of a cheap laugh, too).

Or Kerry could say, "I don't need no wood. I got your wood right here, be-otch!" (thusly grabbing his nether-region).

[RoyalWickedness]

10. LOL

Thanks, I needed that! "I've got yer wood right here..." ha ha ha

[demokatgurrl]

11. I'd say he will- everything is a big joke to him. n/t

[Francine Frensky]

12. Of course he will. Kerry should be prepared. He may take

off his jacket or have something fake under there for laughs (like pull out a huge piece of cardboard).

Or he may offer to take off his shirt (and his female followers will all faint).

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. Off topic-

Are those "Garden of Earthly Delights" action figures? Awesome!

[RafterMan]

15. He will

if that little voice in his head tells him to.