WHAT?? You mean the Bush Crime Family couldn't "arrange" for HAARP to save Texas' Ass?

[99th_Monkey]

Exceptional drought conditions ‘pretty much shut down’ Texas crop production:
See it all here: http://www.desdemonadespair.net/2011/05/exceptional-drought-conditions-pretty.html

Why in the world wouldn't HAARP kick down a little precipitation for the home state of our esteemed ex-"Torturer-in-Chief/Decider"?

Besides, it's ALSO by far the BIGGEST state in the whole universe of states in the United States of America.

[SDuderstadt]

1. "it's ALSO by far the BIGGEST state in the whole universe of states in the United States of America"

No, that's Alaska.

Duh.

[Skink]

2. Obama brought the sprinkles.

hope and change baby!!! Atleast he snubbed Perry.

[99th_Monkey]

4. NO? You don't say?

Still, it seems my main point is being obscured here:
that being => if HAARP is an active tool of the Illuminati,
then what's up with letting Texas crops go tits up?

[Warren DeMontague]

7. The Illuminati like to get drunk and fuck around on Saturday night just like everyone else.

They were busy using that thing to look under Kim Kardashian's underpants.

[animato]

11. I'm sure there is a reason

and if not Haarp conspiracy buffs will come up with one!

[Warren DeMontague]

3. HAARP? Good one!

That's some funny shit, right there.

[99th_Monkey]

5. totally

don't tell me you are a HAARP-unbeliever?

Where have you been?

[Warren DeMontague]

6. Oh, wow, you were serious. Were you?

Uh. Yeah.


I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're still kidding. Funny!

[99th_Monkey]

8. So now YOU are serious?

OMG!!!

So sorry for leading you on.
I had no idea.


My bad.

[Warren DeMontague]

9. I'm liking this thread more and more

actually.

[99th_Monkey]

10. Portlandia is the place

Where it all comes together,

or it doesn't, and never will,

but either way, everyone wins.