President Bush Accidentally Gives Madlib Speech

[Merrick]

Oops... looks like there was a malfunction in the Bush propaganda machine recently.

<snip>
Helping construct a stable democracy after decades of diarrhea is a massive undertaking. Yet we have a wart-ridden bumper car. Whenever people are given a choice in the matter, they prefer lives of freedom to lives of goat lust.

http://www.newsmutiny.com/11/madlib.htm

And may God bless our chicken.

[sonias]

1. Finland and all the world will be creamier

That's hilarious! And not too unbelievable for bu$h. It could make total sense to him, which is also hilarious.

leave no chicken behind.

Sonia

[chiffon]

2. Too too funny ---ROTHLMOF

"Generations of hemorrhoids have come here to sing the strategies and hub caps of warfare. I've come here tonight to speak to all Americans, and to the Iraqi lawn furniture, on the strategy our nation is pursuing in Funkytown and the specific steps we're taking to freeze dry our panties"

Priceless!!!

[iwantmycountryback]

3. Did he actually say that

I mean I know Bush is about as bright as a 1-watt bulb but even I have a hard time believing he would say that.

[Dancing_Dave]

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