Baghdad Bob vs DC Dubya

[Liberal in Ohio]

http://nftunderground.blogspot.com/2004/09/baghdad-bob-vs-dc-dubya.html

Read the following list of quotes and guess who said each one, Baghdad Bob or George W Bush.

"I will only answer reasonable questions."

"No, I am not scared, and neither should you be."

"Be assured: Baghdad is safe, protected."

"We are in control, they are not in control of anything, they don't even control themselves!"

"The battle is very fierce and God made us victorious."

"I have detailed information about the situation...which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day."

"I blame Al-Jazeera."

"I can assure you that those villains will recognize in the future how they are pretending things which have never taken place."

"The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more
lies!"

"They are becoming hysterical. This is the result of frustration."

"Just look carefully, I only want you to look carefully. Do not repeat the lies of liars. Do not become like them."

"The United Nations...it is all their fault."

"Even those who live on another planet, if there are such people, would condemn them."

"They think that by killing civilians and trying to distort the feelings of the people they will win."

"Our estimates are that none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly."

"These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying."

"Rumsfeld, he needs to be hit on the head."

Answer key: All the above quotes are attributed to Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf aka "Baghdad Bob" The scary part is that you can almost visualize most of them coming right out of Dubya's mouth (of course Dubya's English is probably not quite as good as Bob's) and the sad part is that our president looks as foolish and ignorant as the previous Iraqi minister of information who claimed that the US had not even entered Iraq as our tanks were rolling into Baghdad.