Fox News is trying to destroy us.

[BayouBengal07]

Right now they have a "special report" about how the Democratic Party is divided over the war and that we are trying to mask our leftist extremism by placing the more radical anti-war speakers in non-primetime slots. They were sighting scare tactic statistics like "9 out of 10 Democratic delegates were against the war in Iraq" and that more radical speakers were getting more applause than John Edwards.

Now they have a report about how Democrats are bad for black voters and that Democrats are the traditional party of racism. By the way, did Sherman promise the 40 acres and a mule, or was that Grant?

How are these stories worthy of "special reports"? How can we let them snipe us like that? Sure, traditionally Democrats WERE the party of white racism, but that ended with the New Deal and the Dixiecrat split. So why do we let them get away with this? Is there ANYTHING we can do to counter them?

I don't mean to create a "Left Wing" Fox News (that would be lowering ourselves to their level), but is there anything besides that?

[NMDemDist2]

1. if they're watching Fox, it's too late to save them IMO eom

[Kenergy]

16. I agree

They're brain-washed. Hitler would be proud that his techniques
are still working.

[joefree1]

2. Well, we're trying to destroy them too

Check out MoveOn.org and Media Matters. Bring it on.


Download the free bumper art here:
http://ediablo.com/eDiabloGallery.html

On edit: And stop watching faux news. Only trolls do that, hmmmmmm.

[BayouBengal07]

3. Now Shit Hume

Said that Kerry voted to "de-fund" the Iraq War with his no on the $7 Billion vote.

He has a columnist from the Boston Globe saying Kerry likes to be "fuzzy" and that "he has a lack of courage" when it comes to sticking to an issue.

I can't believe these assclowns.

[joefree1]

6. Now you're catching on, i.e., I can't believe these assclowns.

Brit Hume was the idiot who said soldiers were more likely to die in California then they were to die in Iraq.

But of course he forgot to take in the math about how many Americans were in California compared to Iraq when he quoted death figures.

By the way do you run around saying the sky is falling?

[The Sushi Bandit]

4. I'd see some shitty things if I looked in the Toilet too!

[BayouBengal07]

5. Ohh, coming up...

"There's more controversy surrounding those photos of John Kerry in the so-called "bunny suit", coming up next"


IS THERE NO END?!

[joefree1]

7. Joke, what's the difference between a Freeper and a green turd?

Freepers usually only show up in colors of yellow.

[pocket]

8. in related news

a bear has shat in the woods.

[BayouBengal07]

9. Well, of equal importance

They just played a clip of Rudy Guilliani saying, to cheers from the media at his press conference, that he "doesn't need Michael Moore to tell me about September 11th".

[MichiganVote]

15. Well actually Rudy, 9/11 went sort of national. NY was not alone.

And hey, here's a news flash, you were not the only "hero" of the day.

[Generator]

17. Grrrr.....

Yeah Guiliani, your great leader, Bush the inept, also know as chickenshit bunnypants did nothing, nothing to help your city on the day of September 11th. I guess you missed that.

What a disgrace.

[joefree1]

10. More freeper jokes

How do you know if a Freeper is married? He has a wedding ring on his left hand and and on his right hand.

[eaprez]

11. 9 out of 10 dems DID oppose the war in Iraq! Why is that radical?

Why is everything thats in opposition to the administration considered "radical"? How come their position on stem cell research isn't called radical? How come their wanting to develop 'first strike nuclear weapons' isn't called radical? How come their big tax cuts with a huge deficit isn't called radical? Actually they're not radical - they're extremists. Nothing wrong with being a radical - being radical got voting rights for women, civil rights legislation, etc, etc, etc, we must not continue to let them hijack the language.

[joefree1]

12. TWENTY-SEVEN SIGNS YOU'VE MARRIED A RIGHT WINGER

27. Posts stupid stuff on DU and thinks no one can tell.
26. Gives a dollar to a homeless person and asks for change.
25. Says "ditto," "that's so PC," or "I don't give a rats ass" constantly.
24. Owns an SUV that gets 10 MPG and 20 "sport" guns plus $200.00 hiking shoes but hasn't been out of suburbia since boyscouts as a kid.
23. Getting close to nature means a country drive in a Suburban.
22. Tries to convince you that Jesus was a capitalist.
21. Calls it slave labor in Cuba but "right to work" in China.
20. Conserves passion (ergo "Compassionate Conservative").
19. Worse case scenario; Global warming means his Arizona ranch will have beach front property.
18. Believes school prayer is free speech as long as it is done to the "right" god.
17. Outraged by welfare mothers but weepy for corporate welfare.
16. His/her solution to the school shooting problem is to arm all the kids so everyone has a fair chance.
15. Pro life but pro tobacco, pro guns, pro nuclear, and pro death penalty.
14. In your wedding vows, "love, honor, and cherish" were replaced with "condescend, enrich, and respect his/her freshly starched pajama suits."
13. His white T-shirt has a pointy hood.
12. Supported Bush for President in 2000, because he promised to lead us into the 20th century.
11. Cheats on your taxes, then donates the refund check to the Moral Majority.
10. Has the National Rifle Association on speed dial.
9. Delays your funeral until the estate tax is repealed.
8. Every time you try to get frisky, she asks why you can't be more like Bob Dole.
7. Whenever you have to make a tough decision, she mutters "What would Nancy Reagan do?"
6. Refers to your children as "deduction one and deduction two."
5. Refers to sex as "the once a year duty to berth more Republicans."
4. At the height of passion, cries out, "Exploit my natural resources!!!"
3. Blames the Holocaust on failed attempts to restrict German gun rights.
2. Constantly scolds your dog by screeching, "dirty little nudist animal"
And the Number 1 Sign You're Married to a Conservative...
1. He/She's got the kids playing "slumlords exploit tenant revenue streams" again.

[joefree1]

13. Freeper brains

A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.
After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.
"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."
"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Freeper's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."
"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Freeper's brain?? Why on earth is that?"
"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Freepers we would have to kill?"

[joefree1]

14. Freeper porch

A poor kid from the wrong side of the tracks, wanting to earn some money, started canvassing a well-to-do Republican neighborhood for work. He went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if there were any odd jobs for him to do.
"Well, I was getting ready to paint my porch," he said, "how much will you charge me?"
The boy, without looking about, responded, "How about $10.00?"
The man agreed and told the lad that the paint and other materials that he might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does that poor boy realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
Chuckling to himself the greedy Republican replied, "Well, he was standing right on it. I guess he's desperate for cash."
A short time later, the boy came to the door to collect his money.
"You're finished already?" the Republican asked.
"Yes," the boy replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $10.00 and handed it to the lad.
"And by the way," the boy added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."