From Democrats.com
How To's of Presidential Elections
Alexandar H., age 14, writes in 'The Easiest Way To Become President Without Being Elected': "1) Make sure you are a Republican. America looks the other way when Republicans commit election crimes. 2) Make sure that your dad is rich, a CIA director, Vice President and President. That way he can fix all your problems and use his influence to help you. If this does not describe your father, consider becoming a janitor. The odds of success are better. 3) Don't worry about grades in school. All that's needed is daddy's influence to get into higher schools and jobs that straight A students get turned away from." Also: 'How To Stay In The White House Even When Everyone Hates You' and 'Best Ways To Lose A Presidential Nomination.'
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This is definitely worth reading.