For one million dollars, I'd be willing to go out and blow a Repuke congressman myself.

[Ian David]

Who's with me on this?

Anyone?

Come on.

We need those sixty votes any way we can get them!







I'll ask my wife for permission first, of course.

But she REALLY wants a big plasma screen TV.

[SoFlaJet]

1. LO hey Ian

I'm assuming you're a dude right? OK never mind...I was going to volunteer myself in disguise as a republican congressman

[robinlynne]

2. It is a lot of money, but a republican.......... couldn't stomach it..

[xchrom]

3. i would -- but then they'd be bothering me all the time for another one.

[Gormy Cuss]

4. Careful now.

The offer says up to 1 million dollars. If you pick the wrong congressman Larry may not pay you enough for that big screen TV.

[Ian David]

5. Larry should publish a list of targets with their "bounties" online

So we can prioritize.

[jeff30997]

6. Hey,be careful about agent Mike!

:silly:

[monmouth]

10. Oh I doubt Agent Mike would be interested.....

[jeff30997]

11. HEY! Stop thinkink you're not an interesting person!!!

Or I'll kick your interesting butt! :)

[Mend]

7. Vitter poos in his diaper, you have to clean him up and then spank his

bottom. And the one in Fl. wants to hum your testicles. I'd say a million might not do it. Then again those tv's are awesome.

[Donnachaidh]

8. Ian! Ewwwwwww - just ewwwww

:spank: :spank:

[monmouth]

9. Would there be a lot of scotch ahead of time to go with this???

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. Could I just do it over the phone?

Otherwise, I won't get within ten blocks of a Repuke politician..........

[DemSoccerMom]

13. Theoretically, haven't we ALL had a sexual encounter w/ a "prominent officeholder?"

I mean, geez, Georgie Porgie has been dickin' us all for 7 years now.