the hands-on tour guide of all CAPTIONs

[cosmicdot]

resident Bush leads a tour of Prairie Chapel Ranch in Crawford, Texas with wildlife conversation leaders and sportsmen leaders, Thursday, April 8, 2004. Pictured with the resident from left, are Jeffrey Crane, Director of Policy and Programs, Congressional Sportsmen Foundation, Bud Pidgeon, resident, U.S. Sportsmen's Alliance, and Michael Rogers, Safari Club International Senior writer. (AP Photo/White House, Eric Draper, HO)

[BurtWorm]

1. "And see up there? That there's what I like to call a tree. And that?

On the tree? That's a bird."

[phatkatt]

2. "And that is where the condos will go, ..."

"... and over here the clubhouse, the caddy shack behind that ..."

[sniffa]

3. soon, this wiLL aLL be gone and you..

can start epLoratory driLLing for oiL.

[sniffa]

4. and here is where i was raised by jane goodaLL

[phatkatt]

5. Bwaa Haaa!!!

good

[m-jean03]

6. Bravo, bravo!

:-) :-) :toast: :7

[sniffa]

8. i'LL be here tiLL saturday

and pLease remember to top your waitress.

[phatkatt]

12. Freudian slip?

"top your waitress"

[sniffa]

13. oops

it Looks better that way.

[commander bunnypants]

11. Bravo Bravo

you win the caption award today.


DDQM

[Richardo]

7. "...and that kudzu vine - that represents foreign entaglements..."

...while the fallen log represents regime change."

"WTF, I'm havin' it all paved over and a Chevron station put in."

[Ganja Ninja]

9. George George George of the jungle. Dumb as he can be.

Watch out for that tree!

[cosmicdot]

10. W: it's OK, but I wouldn't want to actually live here, it's just a set ...

so I'm hoping one of you will make me an offer ... more of a
Connecticut Yankee, really ...

[Mick Knox]

14. This is the proper way to salute de fuhrer... nt

[mockmonkey]

15. "wildlife conversation leaders"

would that be like Dr. Dolittle?

[underpants]

16. See we looked up there but no WMD.................

:bounce:

[skip fox]

17. "There's the tree that Reagan saw right there. Ain't it a beaut!

We want to leave it. Fortunately, clearcutting has gotten so advanced, they can cut right around it and pull the rest out without distrubing a branch."

[BringEmOn]

18. "That tree was used for lynchings

until those uppity Yankee 'libruls' put a stop to our fun."