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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 09:13 AM
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Things I have "learned" from right wingers thread.
1) Lies only count if they are about sex.
2) Trees cause smog (don't laugh, I heard this on this one yesterday).
3) Maxing out your credit card while reducing your income produces wealth.
4) Arsenic is actually good for you.
5) Breasteses are evil.
6) Live television of events on c-span are part of the "liberal filter", but getting a second hand account from OxyRush and Insanity Hannity is "fair and balanced".

Please add to this list with what your have "learned" from our friends on the other side of the aisle.


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skooooo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 09:14 AM
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1. 5) Breasteses are evil.
You mean "boobies"??
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 09:15 AM
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2. umm nothing
except taking more motrin to cure the headache

DDQM
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 09:19 AM
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3. Illegal use of prescription drugs is OK if you make $25 million annually.
Edited on Fri Apr-09-04 09:20 AM by Richardo
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74dodgedart Donating Member (513 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 09:28 AM
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8. And your not Courtney Love,
In other words, drug addiction is okay if your a conservative
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 09:20 AM
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4. The second amendment is mandatory, but the rest of them are optional
Protesting the war is treasonous, but bussing in a bunch of Republican staffers to Florida so they can yell about the vote recounts is democracy in action
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 09:22 AM
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5. anything in the news you don't Like
is the LiberaL media.

anything you agree with (no matter how impLausibLe) is fair & baLanced.
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orwell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 09:22 AM
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6. The United Hates of America
That those who palpably hate President Clinton sound remarkably like those who can't stand Shrubie.

At least in hatred, we are united.

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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 09:27 AM
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7. Lies about sex only count if you are not a Repuke; they can lie about
anything and it does not count.
Divorce is a moral failure and indication of poor character, IF one is not a Repuke.
"Greed" has been dropped from the list of Seven Deadly Sins.
"Gluttony" is gone too, just look at Falwell.
Hillary Clinton is evil incarnate. (!)
Personal attacks are AOK as long as they are made by Repukes towards liberals/progressives/Democrats.
Factual information about Repuke evildoing is 'hatred of America' and treason.
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