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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 12:12 PM
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PHOTO: MiddleFingerMom was EXTREMELY offended by this library's STRICT, UNREASONABLE policies.
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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 12:33 PM
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1. Insert naughty librarian joke here!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 12:53 PM
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2. Didn't Prince William and his wife graduate from there?
:rofl:
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MrsBrady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 03:53 PM
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3. Having worked in several libraries in my time,
Edited on Wed Dec-07-11 03:54 PM by MrsBrady
you wouldn't believe the crap that librarians and library employees have to put up with.

In one library at a major university, the bottom floor, with volumes and volumes of bound
periodicals and no windows, was a favorite place for people to...um....
trist with a partner, or take care of themselves.

When we would go through with book carts, we would make sure to make lots of cart, foot travel noise...
or rattle the storage room/elevator keys.... because if you didn't you might accidentally find
something without wanting to. Making noise seemed to warn them they were not alone.

I never had to clean up any messes, but I had heard of them.
Let me just put it this way.
I don't like cloth covered library chairs.

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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 06:24 PM
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4. I won't sit in the cloth covered chairs at Barnes & Noble, either
I never thought of it in this context, but there is something about the phrase "cloth covered public chairs" that makes me think "I'll sit somewhere else." They look comfy, and then I see the people routinely sitting in them, and it's a deal-breaker.
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MrsBrady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 09:11 PM
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7. I feel that way about airplane seats too.
at least I don't fly that much.
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-11 12:35 AM
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9. Um, sorry about that
If I had a dollar for every time I "trysted" with comely coeds at the San Diego State U stacks four floors down, I'd be a 1% er. I mean, we tried to clean up the mess.......

:evilgrin:

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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 07:28 PM
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5. 600 years and NOW you can't jerk off?
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 08:53 PM
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6. Big deal. There's no mention of the snack bar, is there? n/t
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 09:41 PM
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8. "Note to self...NEVER purchase the glazed donuts on sale at the snack bar. NEVER."


:-)
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