Herman Cain pickup line challenge thread

[Fire Walk With Me]

What do YOU think he says to stay so unpleasantly busy?

"Here I come to save the day! Bebbeh..."

[rurallib]

1. I've got a special sausage for a special lady

[XemaSab]

2. "What kind of toppings do you want on your pie?"

;)

[nolabear]

3. I'll "arrive" in thirty minutes or less.

And you can keep the tip. Ba-dump-ching!

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. "God told me to get busy...bebbeh."

[Ohio Joe]

5. Here's the pizza... zzzzzzip... and here's the pepperoni

heh, I think thats from a movie... Can't remember which one though :D

[suninvited]

13. Cheech and Chong?

I have heard it, too

[Ohio Joe]

14. ahhh... You know, it might be from one of the old comedy albums...

Cheech and Chong or maybe Firesign Theater... I can't place it but I remember the line :D

[dimbear]

6. Here's an offer you can't refuse. n/t

[madinmaryland]

7. Here's my 9-9-9, baby!!

[Kali]

8. Looking for a job, baby?

[krispos42]

9. "Hey bay-bee, wanna see Herman's Munster?"

"Once you do, you'll know where I got 9-9-9 from, my sweet potato!"

Ba-dum tsss!


"Hey, baby, I'm incredibly wealthy and don't sign pre-nups. Whatcha doin' tonight?"

Ba-dum tsss!

[The Straight Story]

10. Can I put some sausage on your taco pizza?

:rofl:

[IDemo]

11. "If I can't deliver a quickie in 15 minutes, it's on me."

[Major Nikon]

12. Let me tell you about MY stimulus package!