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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-11 07:35 PM
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"Excellent! You're hired."
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-11 07:44 PM
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1. A lot of alarming thing on that resume but "literasy skills" = fail.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-11 06:57 AM
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-11 07:03 AM
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3. that has to be a fake
for one thing that woman is nowhere close to being 43 years old. Even a 43 with a very rough life wouldn't look that old.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-11 10:50 AM
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4. I'd believe 43 years of experience
before 43 years old
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-11 10:51 AM
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5. personal hygiene on request?
I would hope I wouldn't need to request somebody to have personal hygiene?

"Sorry, I only shower when the boss wants me to..."

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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-11 11:11 AM
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6. lol
That struck me, too. :rofl:
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Tyrs WolfDaemon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-11 05:03 PM
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7. This is the flier you give to that couple with the terrible kids.
"Look I found you this great babysitter!"

(Just make sure you change her qualifications a bit to make sure she is hired)


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Old Troop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-11 07:50 PM
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8. So that's where my sister ended up
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