Better looking than the real Snooki?

[marmar]

[name not needed]

1. Also easier to explain if someone sees it in your bed.

[progressoid]

2. Not as scarry as Snooki.

[Taverner]

3. Call me crazy, but I think both Snooki AND Deena Cortese are hot

Sorry, I just find curves sexy :shrug:

[darkstar3]

4. You're crazy.

Curves are sexy, but more than half of what attracts me to a woman is above her neck. Snooki is completely lacking there.

[Taverner]

5. For me it's the face - and the attitude

Say what you will, that woman has attitude

[Amerigo Vespucci]

6. Yes, attitude...and a face exactly like that pumpkin

If the pumpkin has attitude, you won't need Snooki at all!

:-)

[Ikonoklast]

7. I'd hit it.

With a baseball bat.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

8. Not orange enough, though.

[Aristus]

9. Well, since the real Snookie is a butt-ugly skank, yeah.

I've never watched 'Jersey Shore'. The promotional photos alone are repellant enough to prevent viewing.