How soon until the "You know ....Steve Jobs was actually frozen" rumors start?

[OmahaBlueDog]

"No..really...he's right next to Walt Disney."

[NYC_SKP]

1. Right now. Steve Jobs was actually frozen. His cryogenic vessel is buried 400 feet deep under...

...Cupertino.

[Wise Child]

2. I'd imagine

that rumors will be passed around that he had his brain frozen, and that it will be revived according to someone's "Transhumanism" fantasy.

[Duer 157099]

3. If I had his money, I think I would attempt it

Course, with my luck, my frozen brain would continue being aware and I'd be forever trapped in some limboish hell.

[Generic Brad]

4. Will he come back as iJobs 2.0?

Will iJobs 2.0 have a better functioning pancreas? Is there an app for that?

It could be any time before the rumors start.

[nolabear]

5. Heehee...I think he'd like that joke.

It would have been cool if the new Siri had his voice. oooOOOOOOOoooooo....

[Recovered Repug]

6. Jobs really died a couple of weeks ago.

Word leaked out and had to be covered up as being a "rumor". There is a secret/mysterious reason for the need to delay the timing of Jobs' death. Now if someone can come up with a half-way plausible "secret/mysterious reason", I'd bet a sizable number of people would believe the coverup theory.

[guitar man]

7. South Park will have that episode

very soon :silly:

[KamaAina]

8. Frozen my Aunt Fanny.

He's sipping mai tais with Ken Lay somewhere. :tinfoilhat:

[OmahaBlueDog]

10. Tell him to say "Hi" to Tupac and Biggie

I've figured they were on a beach laughing their butts off and counting their money for years.

[Arugula Latte]

9. I know a woman whose husband's brother works in the freezarium that took him

and this is absolutely true.


:D