In Taverner's honor: Didja hear about the bass player who locked his keys in his car?

[Bake]

It took him an hour to get out ...

:rimshot:

:hi:

Bake

[DFW]

1. It landed him a movie role

The film is called Bass-ic Instinct.......

[gratuitous]

2. Didja hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?

He told AAA to hurry up and send someone over, because it looked like rain and he left the window down.

[guitar man]

3. yeah it was really bad for him

because the drummer was in there with him and wouldn't stop farting! :spray:

[pacalo]

4. Didja hear about the bass player who locked his keys in his car?

Someone gave him a wire hanger & he used it to reach for the car keys instead of the lock in the door.


(This really happened to pacalo way back when -- & with her soon-to-be mother-in-law along for the ride.)

[hifiguy]

5. The correct answer is

"it took the drummer an hour to figure out how to open the door."

That is all. ;)