MiddleFingerMom drinks coffee for medicinal effects. He's not appreciative of ALL of those effects.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[pacalo]

1. ONE glass of water...

...makes my log truck come in.


:rofl:

[TK421]

2. sorry...but that makes ME feel a little better!

[6000eliot]

3. What about having to pee?

[rurallib]

4. sure you're not buying ex-lax brand coffee?

[nadine_mn]

5. my mother was confused by the fact that I mentioned yes its common

to have to poop after having coffee - she thought it was just her. I said no... its a stimulant... and it stimulates the bowels..


ahhh nature's enema

[laundry_queen]

6. ROTFL

My dad and I tease my mom, because every morning about a half hour after breakfast, no matter where we are, like clockwork, she needs to find a bathroom. She always insists, "It's the coffee!!"

[Brickbat]

7. Cigarettes, too.

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. I had forgotten all about that!!!

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I quit a 3 pack-a-day habit cold turkey back in 1998 and I didn't
poop again until 2004.
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By then, even I had forgotten that my eyes used to be blue.
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[Brickbat]

11. That's why it's so hard to quit!

"Well...maybe just one more...just to get me through today..."

[nolabear]

9. I knew this was a class joint.

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. I'm sorry... you were almost right.

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It's a ass joint.
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Do asses have joints?
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Yeah, I guess -- and they become tolerable until that joint is completely smoked up.
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"GEEZ... what was I thinking -- you're such an... um, such an... um... lemme get back to you on that."
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