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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-11 07:24 PM
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Never piss off a turtle. They live a long time. They never forget. And worst, they NEVER forgive.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-11 08:06 PM
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1. .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrfXefr35PA
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-11 08:58 PM
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3. That was hilarious!
We watched a couple of giant turtles at a zoo one day about 20 years ago.
they turned and faced each other from about 5 feet away and then slowly - and i do mean slowly - 'charged' each other.
Slow step by slow step. it took about 15 minutes.
When they got nose to nose - literally - one of the tortoises farted. Loud and stinky. We were about ten feet away and we got a blast almost immediately.
We moved back. The non-farting tortoise backed up and turned around - ran away I guess you could say.

We were laughing our butts off.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-11 09:20 PM
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4. Oh, SURE!!!!
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solara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-11 11:22 PM
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6. LOL!!
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elleng Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-23-11 12:58 AM
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7. FEED the darn turtle!!!
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-11 08:45 PM
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2. ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn5iCn_T68c
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solara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-11 11:21 PM
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5. Hee hee
:hi:
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