As if Rebecca Black wasn't bad enough...

[derby378]

Ladies and gentlemen of DU, I present to you the lyrical stylings of Jenna Rose:

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/60954081/Jenna+Rose+tumblr_lhzh91wUrC1qd5525o1_500.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64

And, of course, the inevitable Brock's Dub parody:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFIa9lTrJng

:evilgrin:

[nolabear]

1. Swag Schmag, the girl could eat an apple through a picket fence.

Jack that.

[derby378]

2. Glad to provide this public service

And I'm gonna tell Jenna you said that. Nyah.

:hide:

[Odin2005]

3. LOL!

[bluesbassman]

4. Thankfully there's Autotune.

Otherwise how else could 13 year old girls get music to put on their iPods? :rofl:

[Frank Cannon]

5. What is it with preteens driving cars in all these videos?

Is this a new fad among the younger crowd that I'm not aware of?

[HughBeaumont]

6. Welcome to the Music Industry 2011 . . .

.. . where we're now apparently in a contest to see who can come up with a song that makes Rebecca Black's "Friday" sound like Rachmaninoff in comparison.

Adjectives fail me.

[derby378]

8. Thank God for Astronautalis

And other talented musicians such as British Sea Power, Laura Ainsworth, Tom Waits, Swans (yes, again), and a whole bunch of others who should be getting the collective attention and appreciation of our species.

And the same goes for all those crazy dubsteppers. I love them like I'd love my own children. Okay, maybe not. But you get the idea.

[Maine-ah]

7. the boys rapping are better.

omg. my head.

[frogmarch]

9. Just a kid having fun.

I don't know why videos like this upset so many adults and make them shout variations of "Get off my lawn, you damned kid/s!"

[derby378]

10. Nothing wrong with a kid like Jenna having FUN...

My brother was making music with his friends at the same age, and they were having fun doing it. But Jenna reaches me as yet another autotuned kid with parents rich enough for her to produce a music video with some vanity outfit. You don't make the money needed for a shoot like that working a paper route.