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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-11 03:46 PM
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Sentence story.
The idea here is that we all tell a story, sentence by sentence.

That is to say, I'll write a sentence, then people who come after add their own sentences, but they have to realte to ALL the other previous sentences (no completely random fucking weirdness allowed).

so, here goes.

The forty-something librarian walked toward them, a dangerous, murderous look on her face.
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-11 08:50 PM
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1. What could two ten year old boys do to make a docile librarian change
into Mr. Hyde?
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-11 10:28 AM
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2. They looked down at the empty hot sauce packets, and at the sauce covering themselves and the
bookshelves in front of them, then they realized what they had done.
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-11 10:34 AM
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3. The librarian took one look at them and the First Edition of "Godless: The Church of Liberalism",
Anne Coulter's masterpiece, now covered in hot sauce.
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-11 11:34 AM
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4. She introduced herself as Mrs. McKenna and made them go to the
Central Shelfing Office to get supplies to eradicate the aforementioned sauce.
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madmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-11 11:53 AM
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5. How could she have forgotten there was a Taco Bell next door to the office.
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McCamy Taylor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-11 12:00 PM
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7. Steam began to roll from her flaring nostrils.
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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-11 12:29 PM
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8. But, somehow, Mrs. McKenna's love for books was overcome by the sudden realization that
hot sauce was appropriate for Ann Coulter's garbage masquerading as literature.




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McCamy Taylor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-11 11:59 AM
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6. Time out. I think some of you are missing the point.
Edited on Tue Aug-02-11 12:01 PM by McCamy Taylor
Unless this is the "cut and paste a la William Burroughs" school of story writing, in which case, well done and please carry on.
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