Store entry etiquette for all you dumbasses out there

[rrneck]

When you step inside keep walking. You have twenty thousand square feet to get your bearings. Don't stand in the door and get in the way of all the people who actually know what the hell they're trying to do.

[RedCloud]

1. What if you are trapped in a revolving door?

[rrneck]

2. If you jump at just the right moment

the inbound traffic might shoot you into the toilet paper aisle.

[LNM]

3. Someone did that to me this morning

then she turned around and apologized to me. That was a surprise!

[Iggo]

4. See? It's working already!

Yes.

[rrneck]

5. Happened to me again about five minutes ago.

She had to stop and ask the CSR where the towels were. Whole new spin on holding up traffic to ask directions.

[applegrove]

6. Get a really big costume jewelry diamond ring. Not huge, just 1.5 carats.

Go into any store. They'll be all over you with great service once they get a look at your hand.