If you could be the imaginary lovechild of two people, who would it be?

[originalpckelly]

I would pick Andy Rooney and Wanda Sykes.

Kate Clinton is not mainstream enough, and Ellen definitely is too mainstream.

Obviously, you'd have to do some kind of sperm donor thing.
And this is all contingent upon whether or not his sperm are motile.

I highly suspect that they might swim in circles for 5 minutes, then complain that stamps used to be 5 cents, then complain later on when people send him a bunch of forever stamps, because he won't live long enough for it to be worth his while.

But that's who I'd pick. What about the rest of you?

[av8rdave]

1. Kurt Vonnegut and Ann Richards

I would actually have a shot at having humor, brains and class.

[EFerrari]

21. I'm jealous of your imaginary parents.

Lots of nice thick hair, too. :)

[av8rdave]

25. I made out pretty well on the hair in real life, but...

I sure got shorted in the brains, class and humor departments!

[Iggo]

2. Can they be fictional?

'Cause then I'd choose the parents of that readheaded girl in the movie Easy A.

[femmocrat]

3. Elizabeth Taylor and Rock Hudson.

Imagine the possibilities......

[redwitch]

4. hmmm...

Gregory Peck and Julianne Moore

or


Paul Newman and Katherine Hepburn


or


Robert Redford and Meryl Streep


I could do this all day!

[MilesColtrane]

5. Steve McQueen and Natalie Wood

I would have ended up a whole lot thinner and better looking.

[Seedersandleechers]

6. Johnny Weissmuller and Maureen O'Sullivan

Some wonderful genes there.

[Auggie]

7. And we'd call you "Girl."

:)

[mysuzuki2]

10. they had a child- Cheetah!

you wouldn't want to look like him, would you?

[mysuzuki2]

8. Buffalo Bob and Princess Summerfallwinter spring.

or maybe Natasha and Rocket J Squirrel.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. Darrin and Samantha Stevens (the first Darrin)

[zen_bohemian]

11. George Harrison and Patti Boyd

n/t

[XemaSab]

12. Bill Gates and Oprah

I'd sure be goofy looking, but I'd have the cash-money to get plastic surgery.

[applegrove]

13. Nelson Mandela and Angelina Jolie (because her brood looks like they have a lot

of fun).

[Arctic Dave]

14. Rin Tin Tin and Lassie.

[Kaleva]

15. Lassie was a male dog.

"...all collies to play Lassie in the television series were male because male collies retain a thicker summer coat than females..."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lassie

[Arctic Dave]

18. Well maybe I was adopted.

I didn't know this was going to turn into an LGBT bashing post.

:evilgrin:

[EFerrari]

20. If we're imaginary love children, we can be born of spontaneous combustion, okay?

lol

[undeterred]

16. Al Gore and John Kerry

I want to be really smart and almost be President.

[undeterred]

Russ Feingold and Rachel Maddow

I want to be a really smart Jewish Lawyer and anchorwoman.

[undeterred]

17. George Clooney and Martha Stewart

She's the one he's been looking for.

[EFerrari]

19. Gore Vidal and Simon Schama.

The world's best storytellers, dryest wits and dearest guys. Goodlooking, too, and I bet they know how to order a meal! lol

[EFerrari]

22. Kevin Kline and Richard Diebenkorn

Kevin Kline



Richard Diebenkorn

[Lasher]

23. Carlos Slim Helu and Liliane Bettencourt

Then I could imagine I could pay my bills.

[Blue_Tires]

24. Jesus and Satan (taking a female form, of course)

:hide:

[meegbear]

26. Liberace and Leona Helmsley

[eShirl]

27. Ripley from Aliens, and Carl Sagan

[guitar man]

28. Bob Dylan and Peter Frampton

Then I'd be Tom Petty :D

[Mendocino]

29. Roger McGuinn and Joni Mitchell

[MountainLaurel]

30. Jerry Ford and Bea Arthur n/t

[Ikonoklast]

31. Lemmy Kilmeister and Joan Jett.

I would be a Rock God.

[cherokeeprogressive]

32. Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell