Roe vs. Wade were the two options George Washington considered when crossing the Potomac.

[dixiegrrrrl]

#AccordingToPalin

http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23AccordingtoPalin


funny site. People adding to Palin's warped history.

[HopeHoops]

1. I liked Ernie's take on it when talking to Bert at the museum.

E: "That's a picture of George Washington."
B: "That's right. He's crossing the Delaware River."
E: "The horse is standing up in the boat, Bert."
B: "Yes, I guess it is."
E: "That's not safe, Bert."
B: "It's a painting Ernie."
E: "Bert, if Washington wanted to cross the Delaware River, why didn't he just do what we do?"
B: "What's that Ernie."
E: "Take the George Washington bridge."

(Best I can remember the transcript - been a while since I've seen it.)

[KamaAina]

2. Actually, I thought they were the two options to get people out of New Orleans

a recycled Bush* joke.